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EUGENE RICHARDSON We were tight, they got out running, and we never recovered.
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CURT MILLER They just refused to roll over, and it really set the tone.
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JAY MCKENNA That was a great win, and it really set the tone for us tonight.
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CLIFFORD ROBINSON We were very tentative. They got the rhythm and the tempo, and we were never able to wrestle it back...
BEV SMITH It was a Hail Mary goal from the blue line that just crippled us and we never recovered.
MICHAEL BRINTON It was important to set the tone (early). We just didn't want them hanging around, so we wanted to p...
NICK FRUENDT We really set the tone in the first quarter. We played a good second quarter, and it was nice that e...
EVANS BOUCHARD They got out to a 3-0 start. We came back and it was 3-2, then 4-2 and then we fell apart and they w...
BRIT MUNSTERTEIGER It's very challenging work because of the level of contamination in the water. There were several to...
MICHAEL FREEMAN But instead we fell back on our heels and got too disappointed.
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ANDY GRIMM It was like David and Goliath out there. They were huge and big and we tried to run the ball and we ...
JIM BOYD It was good for that team to hang in there. They really struggled in the second set -- they were los...
JIM CLICK We set the tone early. We wanted to be able to grab the lead and play a solid 60 minutes.
PAUL JERRARD The big thing about the win is that we fell behind 12-2 early and came back. Especially with these k...
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BILL BOYD There really is no pressure on me because the team was basically set and they were winning Super Bow...
COREY DILLON We wanted to go to him early and set the tone as far as the inside game is concerned.
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AL MARTIN The speed of their forwards really had our defensemen on their heels at the beginning. They were gre...
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BOBBY DUNN We were tracking this project really early on, and it really was about the material itself for us. I...
DAVID GALE The very first day that Hillary came over, we were working on a song called 'All We'd Ever N...
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PETE SAUER It was a great win. I tried to set a tone early and my teammates put me in a great position to score...
ELTON BRAND There's no quit in Lowry. They're just go, go, go. They started playing really aggressively offensiv...
ANDY MORRIS I thought our defensive effort was great. At halftime we had only given up four field goals, and tho...
LEXA LARSEN We were up 6-2, gave up four goals in the third period, took a 7-6 lead, lost the lead in the last m...
ANDY EMANUEL We felt that Bryan Robson set the tone for much of this from the first minute. He was insulting our ...
SIMON GREENBERG The plants were anywhere from 2-inch seedlings to about 6-inch plants.
DEPUTY DWAYNE STONE We buried ourselves in a hole, really. They were shooting (and) we weren't really checking them on o...
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DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL