They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

I would never kill a living thing, although I probably have inadvertently while driving automobiles.

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

You can't shame a shameless man, you can only remind him of the awesome shit he's done.

I don't even know what sound is, much less what it's for. It isn't to make money that's for sure. I've never made any.

I think Shakespeare is really the one. Words as music and music as words. Everything he wrote was good, which is really frightening.