They really are something else together."

"Something else? That's the nice way of saying they're bat shit crazy."

"Hey! You listen here, woman."

"You can listen to my foot up your ass if you call me woman again. And you can take that to court.

Supposedly has been on a two-day bender, and today is the first day the guy has been sober. So whatever went down obviously didn’t end with a Disney happily-ever-after. All I have to say is that you need to tell me what is up and it better include some rated-R stuff.

This Is Forever

Sorry, but all I can think about are those people who were stranded in the snow and had to eat one another.

What I needed was to lose myself in a good book, one with tons of sex and angst, complete with an unbelievable happily-ever-after that made me love and hate the book at the same time.

What? I'm not ashamed to admit that random things remind me of Harry Potter.