They ought to bury people in hospitals and let sick people get well in the cemeteries.

I picture my epitaph: "Here lies Paul Newman, who died a failure because his eyes turned brown".

And the day your childhood dies is probably the first day you really know what guilt is.

Watch the little things in life, the ones you have control over. Keep your eyes glued to the peas and every speck of dust on the floor.

It's kind of spooky when you are caught talking to God everybody thinks you're nuts. They used to call you a prophet.

I really hate it when a teacher has to show that she isn't behind the times by using some expression which sounds so up-to-date you know for sure she's behind the times.