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JOAN BARNS They could tell, just by initial examination, that there seemed to be evidence that there was a ship...
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BOBBY HERNANDEZ I had been playing beach volleyball all day, painted my nails red, and threw on a green dress. I tho...
CHARLENE, PRINCESS OF MONACO They walk down that wall down there that has all the Super Bowl memorabilia on it and they have no i...
BRAD HOPKINS There's no churches. There's no beach. There's nothing down there.
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RICKY PONTING Why be greedy when you can have it all.
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JOE NOLIN In all this time, they should have found everybody they have down there.
CHANDRA MCCORMICK Reasons... questions... what they have in common?
- All get finded in the hard way.
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JASON CHILDS Shirley and Joan have done kids' shows for about 40 years now, and I think they've got it down.
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DONALD HALL The kids are a little disappointed. They have been playing 'what if?' all day.
TOM MORGAN Barns are for sale on the Internet. The wood is sought after now.
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CHERYL GRIFFITH I'm not a person that's walkin' down the street looking mean all day.
MISSY ELLIOTT I'm a really big surfer, and I have also been playing a ton of volleyball on the beach on the we...
TEDDY SEARS There has been a lot of dog fighting down there they have to roam around and look for food. They hav...
ANN SANDERS Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.
LEONARD COHEN The beach population has been light during the week. Plus, we have had flat water. But that is all s...
DAVE BAKER They killed them with blows to the head and machetes. It is very brutal, the beach would have been c...
HOMERO ARIDJIS One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach.
ANNE SPENCER Monday morning we woke up and it was listing toward the north about 10 or 15 degrees. I figured, bef...
JUSTIN MARTIN There has been a steady stream all day.
ELAINE JENNINGS They took a good look at me for playing up there. I knew it'd be difficult to make the Palm Beach te...
JASON CAIRNS I was surprised they threw, but they needed one more first down to clinch. All day, we'd been messin...
STEWART ADAMS They start to notice how dirty the beach is, and all the little pieces of trash they start to see. I...
EBEN SCHWARTZ If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
TED SHACKELFORD True terror isn’t being scared; it’s not having a choice on the matter.
JOHN GREEN I is the hardest word to define.
JOHN GREEN Break hearts, not promises.
JOHN GREEN One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are m...
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach; one can collect only a few, and they are m...
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH I just wanted to see him on a day like today with it being a little bit colder than it was down ther...
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RON KLAIN Wherever you are, be all there.
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ROBERT COLLIER I've never been one to run around in Speedos on the beach.
JASON STATHAM When I go on holiday, I wear wedges. They accentuate your leg, honey, and you have to look good on t...
AMY CHILDS The entire federal budget for landslide research is $3.5 million a year - far less than the property...
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CHARLES TENNES It's a situation where there might be some uncomfortable moments. But everybody is a professional an...
DAVE LEWIS I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find ...
JOAN DIDION One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few and they are mo...
ANNE MORROW LINDBERGH (Orlando) just loved old barns.
BRIAN COOPER All day long, they lie in the sun, and when the sun goes down, they lie some more.
FRANK SINATRA They are doing great. It's been a confusing day for them for sure, but after a day they could settle...
JEFF FOSTER It saves in labor about two hours a day from the information site. Which allows them to spend more t...
JACK TICHY I love being natural. I never feel more beautiful then after I've been to the beach and my hair&...
TROIAN BELLISARIO They just assumed I was the Joan of Arc of the women's movement.
BEA ARTHUR The talks after one day were said to have been extremely delicate and complicated. They focused on a...
STEPHANIE BUNKER They have been off a little bit lately. But they have good chemistry and they were moving the puck d...
GREG MAXEY I don't see a huge talent difference between one age group or another. It all comes down to who has ...
KAAVYA VISWANATHAN South Bend's problem has been that they have this cute little New England-looking town, nice houses ...
CHUCK MAPLES We probably would have been able to work all day on the field to get it ready, but the forecast on t...
DON HARTMAN Being able to walk under their own power saved the day. If it had been an injury situation, we would...
BUTCH KNOWLTON They definitely have a nice shot at getting down to the state tournament, but they are going to have...
DON LANG We went down there as they were winding down from Hurricane Katrina, and the day we got there, they ...
JOHN LUTHER (There are) more outlets to acting now than just the Joan C. Edwards playhouse.
DAVID JOHNSON They have been absolutely, 100 percent adamant, and very consistent on their denial since the day af...
DAVE BAUER I just log on, and dump my day. And if it's been a great day, I tell everybody what a great day it's...
LORI TODARO Not all barns make good home conversions. But this is ideal. It's got a really unique configuration.
BRIAN COOPER There are a handful of barbecue seafood shacks on the beach at Hat Nai Yang, which is a fabulous pla...
TONY PARSONS I've always been kind of uncomfortable just on the beach in a swimsuit. I'm never my most co...
CHRISSY TEIGEN I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience see...
WENDY LIEBMAN It turns out that the left temporal lobe, if there's a lesion there, will create hyper-religiosi...
MICHIO KAKU Supposedly has been on a two-day bender, and today is the first day the guy has been sober. So whate...
J. LYNN I've been on the kids since Day One about playing hard and never giving up when you're down,
JEFF PARKER We've had several guys sign already and several more will later on, but it all comes down to the men...
COOPER FARRIS Keep this in mind, my friends: don’t expect life to love you always! In life, you shall sometimes ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH All the coaches are still on the payroll. They have not been fired.
ALEXIS REDMOND There were ghosts of the eyes of all the boys you sent away, ... They haunt this dusty beach road in...
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN What we see now is the outbreak winding down to some extent. There have been fewer new cases per day...
DAVID MCKEOWN We've been working on that. We've been playing well like that. We've been distributing the ball well...
JOSH RUARK It's possible, ... He's been spotted down there a couple of times. We have nothing on him yet, thoug...
ANTHONY CLARK For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex
C.S. LEWIS Tidewater said they hadn't seen the picture, they don't know where it is, but it was described to Ti...
DWIGHT LANDRY They live in their cars. They're setting up tents on the beach again.
JEFF ALEXANDER Lots of barns out here to hide in. And these are people who don't necessarily want to be found. They...
DOTTIE KASTIGAR All these ancestors of mine, when they arrived here, there weren't restrictions on them as there are...
JERRY COLEMAN It couldn't have happened on a more appropriate day, given that she's been so much involved all alon...
DAVID MCCULLOUGH We never really talked much or even looked at each other, but it didn't matter because we were looki...
JOHN GREEN Adults think they're wielding power, but really power is wielding them
JOHN GREEN This has been a little unusual in that Internet stocks have been selling off on a steady basis. Usua...
DALTON CHANDLER The vehicle they have there - whatever it is - it goes in reverse and you hear it beeping all day,
PAM BROWN It's terrible! It took me about two hours to get to my house here the other day. But they are workin...
DOLLY PARTON A Joan Crawford dress looks really good on an hourglass figure.
TRINNY WOODALL We're all out there in August beating the bushes, and the voters are still at the beach.
CLAY RICHARDS As long as there have been men and they have lived, they have all felt this tragic ambiguity of thei...
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JOAN COLLINS I used to go over to Gene Kelly's house and play volleyball, and Paul Newman and Marlon Brando w...
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JOAN SMITH Jesus
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JOAN RIVERS Can we talk?
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JOAN DIDION The Universe knows itself and expands itself through me.
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JOAN SUTHERLAND Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence.
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JOAN MANLEY The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
JOAN BAEZ ...the story of a man who saw three fellows laying bricks at a new building:
He approached the fi...
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JOAN RIVERS No woman has an abortion for fun.
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JOAN RIVERS Action is the antidote to despair.
JOAN BAEZ Nobody knows what anticipation is anymore. Everything is so immediate.
JOAN JETT I'm having fun opening up. Sort of struggling to get the audience into it. It's good. It mak...
JOAN JETT With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what deat...
JOAN RIVERS If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.
JOAN CRAWFORD My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, ...
JOAN RIVERS When we start deceiving ourselves into thinking not that we want something... but that it is a moral...
JOAN DIDION Isn't that what we come into politics for? To say to people: 'You can do it, too - there is ...
JOAN KIRNER People think of us as an information distributor because that's how they relate to the Internet....
JOAN BLADES Many of us think that compassion drains us, but I promise you it is something that truly enlivens us...
JOAN HALIFAX All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.
JOAN CRAWFORD