They have a more natural motion. It doesn't put a strain on the arm. They can pitch 18 innings in a week.

If he throws 100 pitches, he's got to pitch five innings.

We've got different plans for Bonds. We're only going to pitch to him in innings that end in vowels.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.

It will be a disappointment if we don't do our job. The team tournament is like normal matches but the difference is that you don't know who you are going to face. You won't see a team you've already seen, at least in the first rounds. You have to be mentally prepared.

I'm obviously lobbying for him to be a starter because I believe someone who can pitch 200 innings is going to help us more than pitching 60. I talked to Theo about it and he rolled his eyes like he usually does.