They called a spade an old dirty shovel, if you know what I mean.

In the end, everyone's happy. Scandalous? Perhaps, but oh so practical.

Our motto is still keep shoveling. We want to be the guys with the shovel in our hand, getting dirty and not getting all glamorized and Hollywood after two games.

(by the way . . . I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it . . . ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)

If you had a shovel, he wanted a shovel. As long as you were there he was too. He had to be helping you.

Sarah Paulson is mind-blowing. I mean, she always is. She's always fantastic.