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Related I thought defensively we did a good job. We knew they were going to shoot threes, and our guys all d... CHAD RIESSEN I thought defensively we did a good job. We knew they were going to shoot threes, and our guys all d... CHAD VAN RIESSEN All we ask of our guys is that they take good shots. The shots we took tonight were good shots, shot... PAUL GRAY If you can get away with it, go for it. We were short-cutting a lot of times and our guys were comin... MIKE DUNLEAVY We did a really good job in the second half of cutting down their dribble penetration. They hurt us ... BRIAN LUNDSTROM That first half, Latta did a good job. We just weren't taking the right shots. The shots were open. ... BARRY MCFADDEN The guys did a good job of being just tough. They were kind of upset with themselves that they didn'... BILL POTOCZNY I don't think they were used to guys blocking their shots. We did a good job blocking them and force... DARRON ROGERS They did a good job and were patient because most of the shots they hit were late in the shot clock.... ROBERT DAVENPORT I give all of the credit in the world tonight to our kids. They held a very good Liberty team to 44 ... LARRY HERRHOLTZ I think we're rolling now. We haven't had our team together all year. The shots (Williams) blocked t... SEAN MARSHALL Carson had a lot of reasons to be emotionally down, but their coaches did a good job because they we... TONY DOBRA I was real impressed with their athleticism. They were the most athletic team we've seen all year. MIKE CRANSTON Tonight, the shots just weren't falling. Our guys looked a little tired. Faith just had an extra bou... ELDON MARSHALL (Our hitters) did a good job of being selective and when they got a strike they did a good job of pu... JOHN KING We play a style where we pack it in and counterattack. Our defense did a good job. Brockton had a lo... JOE GILL I'm so proud of my guys, they really played their butts off. All year long we've prided ourselves on... BLAINE LOPEZ I thought our guys did a good job tonight, ... I think our guys went out there, offensively, and wer... ERIC WEDGE All the seniors were able to start tonight and they all did a good job for us. CRAIG BEESLEY We knew they were going to press, we worked on our press break this morning, we work on it all the t... BECKY MILLER We got down seven twice, but we didn't panic. I told the guys that there were going to be some bumps... TIM ROSS They're a very athletic team. I saw them play three games early in the year and all three they were ... MATT CARPENTER It was a tough loss for us. Humble was the better team tonight, and it showed. They were more aggres... DAVID GREEN They are a hot team. You feel confident in any game you play. A lot of our guys know guys on SIU and... BRIAN TONER I thought our guys did a good job tonight, ... I think our guys went out there, offensively, and wer... ERIC WEDGE They got after it on defense. My hat's off to them. They did a good job. There were a lot of factors... CORY YEOMAN He did a great job. He didn't trying to feel it enough where he was forcing bad shots. For the most ... MARK ATHERTON I thought we played really well, especially in the first game. We did a good job of keeping the ball... DAVID HARRIS In the second half we let it all hang out, ... Everybody played their heart out. We pushed everybody... ERIC TURNER We were looking to play a little more intense tonight as a team and a unit (than Monday night), and ... ERICA LORENZ There's no doubt now. The kids played unbelievable. I wish they were shooting tonight. But, no, they... BILL CLIFFORD Our lightweights did a good job tonight. They all went out with fire in their eyes. The matches were... JASON STEVENSON A lot of times they (Central) were one-and-done on the offensive side. Central's a good team. If the... PETE WILSON We knew they were going to be a tough team to play against. We respected their team chemistry, their... ERIC THURSTON Our guys are tough. They got a lot of heart. I love the way we play. We didn't give up. We came roar... BRIAN BRANDTNER The zone forced them to use a lot of clock in getting shots. We did a good job on (junior guard Chel... LUKE VAIL They (the blocked punts) were a change of momentum. It was key timing on our part because they were ... LANCE WHITESIDE We rebounded well and played their tendencies extremely well. They really could not get shots off be... DEBBIE RYAN Their guys did a nice job and the credit goes to Winthrop. They are a very good team. JIM WELLS They came out hungry in the first half, but our guys had a lot of energy in the second half. We didn... LEE CLARK They were able to hang around because they are a well-coached team. I told our kids before the game ... ED TUROSKY Coach has said all yearlong that teams were going to try to stop [me] and Christie. And that [everyo... COURTNEY COLLISHAW Dave is really adjusting to the play of his teammates and they are doing the same to him. I like wha... BRIAN LANZ They did a good job tonight for being in our second year back. GUY BRICKELL I had a lot of maintenance my first year because we had six outfielders, so there were three guys ev... KEN MACHA Danville still looks good to me. They have a very quick, athletic team. They are similar to Henry Cl... CHRIS PARDUE We were on our heels early on. A lot of guys were nervous, first time representing their country. It... GREG GILBERT Our guys did a great job. They passed the ball well and shots went in. Guys make shots and it become... DOUG KRAUSS Tularosa is a very good team and we were looking forward to the challenge. We're glad to win the reg... JIM MURPHY The team championship means a lot. One of our guys told me last week didn't matter because they didn... BRUCE SHUMAKER They were wide-open looks. We did a poor job of communicating. You've got to play better against the... SAMUEL WEST Greenwood had more people in the stands at Fair than Fair did. They drew big numbers all year long. ... JAY BLY They were a physical team. They were skilled all over the place. Last year was our wake-up call. CHRIS YODER The layoff is always hard and we felt as if we were rusty in the first half as well, and it took us ... ED PULTZ We didn't get the job done in the first half. We controlled most of the game, but that doesn't mean ... JENNIFER ROCKWOOD Our intensity and focus were the main difference tonight. They have the characteristics of being a g... JOE HARTFIELD I thought we rebounded as good or better than we have all year. Lennox has a big, physical and athle... CHESTER COACH SCOTT LANGEROCK I know that Norcross is very athletic, probably the most athletic team we'll play all season. They h... LARRY SHERRILL It was important. We know they were a team that's been struggling all year and we just wanted to get... ALLEN IVERSON Their transition game was where they really made us look bad. When we defended them in a half-court ... FRED LUCAS Against the good teams, we come out slow most of the time and they kept us from running. We took lik... MAJOR CORLEY Our guys in practice can't even duplicate what they do because they're athletic, they're quicker. Yo... CATHY INGLESE They were doing a great job of taking away our drives to the basket. We had wide open looks which we... BRIAN MEEHAN The main thing is to be resilient. Our guys are resilient. We are going to have to watch some West V... MIKE BREY Our shots would not go down and we were down by 10 at the half. In the second half, they were too mu... HAROLD CHITWOOD They did a good job of bothering us in half-court and we missed some open shots. JEFF DIBATTISTO In the first half, our guys panicked a little bit. When we got down seven or eight, they tried to ma... LINC DARNER They were creative, and they made some good runs and some good plays. They were dangerous a couple o... JOSH GROS I think obviously looking back at last year and then their first game this year, they're tremendousl... BRIAN GRIESE Tonight they forced us to play a perimeter game all night long and we had some spurts where we misse... RICK CORMANY It might have hurt us in recruiting that first year. A lot of schools were using it against us, sayi... BOBBY JOHNSON They like to crawl up into guys and put a lot of pressure on them. They get a lot of offense from th... TRENT JOHNSON I kind of ripped into them at halftime. I said, 'This isn't a state playoff team' by the way they we... STEVE ADEN We just had a lot of chances. They were playing like they just wanted to get our of there. We were p... BRENDAN EITZ They ran the offense very well. Their coach got those guys going. It's a military style how they run... JASON FONTENET Our kids did a good job in the first half. They kept their composure at the end - we're learning how... GREG BROCHETTI Scouts tend to make their presence known beforehand because they want to see how a guy's going to pe... JIM DANLEY Our outfield had a great night. Tonight was the first night they saw a lot of action and they steppe... KAREN VANDYKE We've watched three of their games on film. They play in a very good league and finished second. The... CRAIG SMITH They are the quickest team we have faced this year, and it caused us a lot of problems in the first ... DAVE BEZOLD Most of the game we played with them. But they blocked a lot of shots, and they killed us on the boa... BILL SWAN They played a good game. We did not, and they were the tougher team here tonight. We got out of the ... MIKE ADRAS The first two games were the best we've passed all year. Everything was right to the setter. In the ... DIANE TULLER They made a lot of spirited plays. We left our men at times in the first half and they made shots an... GENE AMMIRANTE They're a very athletic, well-coached team. They were able to score a lot of points off our turnover... DREW CARSTENS We've got a lot of young guys on the team this year. Tonight, they just flat-out wrestled. They just... BOB BERCEAU They (Elkton) are a great team, and they're used to winning. We knew they'd come ready to play tonig... BILL VINCENT Our field goal team did a great job. As they say, they stepped it up. Our kicker, placer, snapper al... GREGG BAHEN We figured they were going to try to hold for the last shot, but we didn't want them to get anything... DAVE WOJCIECHOWSKI It truly was a team effort. I thought we had a shot at top five and the guys all year were telling m... DAVE PERRY We felt pretty comfortable despite the tempo. That's the beauty of our team. We can play a fast temp... MATT BOWLING They looked good on tape, and they were good tonight. There's no question about it. They're athletic... MEGAN DUFFY They're always a hardworking team, whether it's in their rink or our rink, ... They did extremely we... BRIAN KILREA The Pilgrim and the Puritan whom we honor tonight were men who did a great deal of work in the world... HENRY CABOT LODGE They were pretty much the same play. On the first one, they left me to focus on Vince, and he did a ... CLIFFORD ROBINSON Coach (Dave) Odom had his team ready. They executed well, they took care of the ball, they spread th... TUBBY SMITH I know after the game our guys were limping. They were a physical team and their principles are stil... ALANDO TUCKER Their togetherness, their teamwork was so good. They played a lot better as a team at the end of the... JEFF DAVIS We were surprised by our score with McFarland. They have a good team with a lot of guys back from la... DAVE HIRSBRUNNER We altered a lot of shots. The shots we did not block, I think they (Kennedy) were, I don't want to ... STEVE ARNOLD
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DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you. DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car... DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ... DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have... DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r... DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it. DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba... DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this. DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee Making plans to change the world While the world is changing... DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi... DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En... DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time... DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me? DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit... DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ... DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading. DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long. DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b... DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o... DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be... DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula... DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ... DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told. DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ... DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ... DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in... DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went... DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h... DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo... DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon. DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ... DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer... DAVE BARRY