They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense

A wise man writes down what he thinks, a stupid man forgets what he thinks, a complete idiot punishes himself for what he thinks.