There's too much lotion all over the place for me.

My wrinkles are anti-lotion

The camera can be the most deadly weapon since the assassin's bullet. Or it can be the lotion of the heart.

I saw some (sun-tan) lotion and everything. They were throwing everything.

MANIBUS

some trillions of years ago a sloppy, dirty giant flicked grease from his fingers. One of those gobs of grease is our universe on its way to the floor. Splat!