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There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked.


Mark Twain

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FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS If that yellow hadn't come out, we'd have won. You can ask Mark, he was a sitting duck.
TODD BODINE Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
KIRK DOUGLAS If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.
KIRK DOUGLAS If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both.
HORACE MANN If any man seeks for greatness, let him forget greatness and ask for truth, and he will find both
HORACE MANN Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, and v...
BERNARD LEVIN Ask a man which way he is going to vote, and he will probably tell you. Ask him, however, why, an...
ANDREW LACK Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
BIBLE One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him...
FYODOR DOSTOEVSKY Never believe straight off in a man's unhappiness. Ask him if he can still sleep. If the answer's ye...
LOUIS-FERDINAND CELINE Never believe straight off in a man's unhappiness. Ask him if he can still sleep. If the answer's 'y...
LOUIS FERDINAND CELINE One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, yo...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY He looks at her and smiles. "You're sort of dangerous, you know?"
She stares at him. "Me?" JENNIFER E. SMITH If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.
PETER FALK If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will.
GREG BEHRENDT When you find that you are on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain
STEVE J. LEATHERWOOD Mark didn't know this, but we've wanted him for a long time. Mark fits our style perfectly the way h...
JED HOYER The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me,...
MARGUERITE DURAS The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me,...
MARGUERITE DURAS A wrestling match.. Yes, you could describe life that way."
So which side wins, I ask?
H...
MITCH ALBOM Man, if you gotta ask you'll never know.
LOUIS ARMSTRONG When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is no...
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RON POWERS If a man says he is Christian, yet he has no problems knocking you up, having premarital sex or livi...
SHANNON L. ALDER Mark Twain.
FRIENDS He's a honest man who does what he says,
STEVE HARVEY If your friend says of some picture, "Yes, but what does it mean?" ask him, what his carpet means or...
STEPHEN POTTER Yes, perhaps, yes' said Gollum. 'Sméagol always helps, if they asks - if they asks nicely.'
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J.R.R. TOLKIEN If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... If you want to find out about a man you must push him to his limit, stop, and then continue pushing.
ROBERT T LOANE III When you find yourself stressed, ask yourself one question: Will this matter five years from now? If...
CATHERINE PULSIFER He (Holbrook) said he has one of the first Mark Twain costumes he wore on stage and was saving it un...
LEE WARREN Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE If you do not strike back at him who hits you, there is no way for him to find out whether you also ...
RUSSIAN PROVERB in life theres always that one person that always find a way to cheer you up ,and that always know h...
NADIRA AHMED Yes!" He says. "Fear is an excellent motivator. I find that it really brings out the true ingenuity ...
M.D. ELSTER Every man is a volume if you know how to read him.
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING If you wish to know what a man is, make him king.
VIKRANT PARSAI Every man is a volume, if you know how to read him.
WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING Man is made to adore and to obey: but if you will not command him, if you give him nothing to worshi...
BENJAMIN DISRAELI If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.
VAL KILMER How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If ...
RICKY PONTING If you can sit back in a car and kill someone... if he sit (sic) in a car and shot innocent people, ...
CAROL WILLIAMS He who says there is no such thing as an honest man, you may be sure is himself a knave.
GEORGE BERKELEY He turns to the painting. "I fear Mark was right."
"Who is Mark?"
"A silly little boy who ...
HILARY MANTEL To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'l...
DICK VAN DYKE If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
YUGOSLAV PROVERB If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
YUGOSLAV PROVERB Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i...
JOSEPH CONRAD To test a modest man's modesty do not investigate if he ignores applause, find out if he abides ...
FRANZ GRILLPARZER If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.
SENECA If you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may say with confidence that he is a ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
BERT LESTON TAYLOR Ask the American public if they want a wiretap and they'll say 'No.' If you ask them do they want a ...
LOIS FREEH There are three questions every woman should be able to answer yes to before they commit to a man. I...
COLLEEN HOOVER If you want to know what a man wants you to think of him, look at his tie. If you want to know what ...
PADDY ASHDOWN'S MOTHER. You know if he played for Mickey Andrews that he is one of the toughest guys there is. If you played...
KIRBY SMART Every man at some point in his life needs to be tested so he can find out if he’s a righteous man ...
DANNIKA DARK “If a blind man says, "Let's throw stones," be assured that he has stepped on one.”
ESAN MAGAZINE If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him
SENECA No one will remember the kick in the balls if hes bleeding everywhere...
NATHAN ELMO MELO Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business...
FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA Newt Gingrich is a very intelligent man, if he says so himself.
JOHN PODHORETZ A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isn’t.
DON WILLIAMS, JR A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isn’t.
DON WILLIAMS JR I asked tom if countries always apologize when they had done wrong, and he says, 'Yes, the little on...
MARK TWAIN He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.
EARL WILSON If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER If you want anything said,ask a man;if you want anything done,ask a woman.
MARGARET THATCHER I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.
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CAITLIN MORAN Is it possible for a man to move the earth? Yes; but he must first find out another earth to stand u...
JEREMY BENTHAM If you are lost while travelling on the road, then if you ask a guide of the road, you will find the...
DADA BHAGWAN If we encountered a man or rare intellect, we should ask him what books he read. - Ralph Wald...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON Does he treat you with respect at all times? That's the first question. The second question is, if h...
COLLEEN HOOVER God is always on time, it may not be the time you are expecting, but hes on time. Just like he said ...
ARTHLENE LAUDAT LAWRENCE When we Shienarans ride, every man knows who is next in line if the man in command falls. A chain un...
ROBERT JORDAN A man can never hope to be more than he is if he is not first honest about what he isn’t.
DON WILLIAMS, JR Well … Zeus approves, Aeolus muttered. ―He says … he says it would be better if you could avoi...
RICK RIORDAN The best way to know a man is to watch him when he is angry
HEBREW PROVERB We all know the saying that if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, but if you teach him ho...
CHARBEL TADROS If you are to give him the whole of Great Britain and Ireland for an estate, he would ask the Isle o...
LORD NORTH A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
UNKNOWN All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called "Huckleberry Finn."
ERNEST HEMINGWAY What we ask of him is, that he should find out for us more than we can find out for ourselves. He mu...
ARTHUR SYMONS Anything a man says in his field of study should not be amazing_ if he doesn't know, who will?
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MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
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MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
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MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
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MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
MARK TWAIN To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
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MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
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MARK TWAIN Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
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MARK TWAIN I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
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MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
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MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
MARK TWAIN Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evils.
MARK TWAIN His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
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MARK TWAIN Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Traini...
MARK TWAIN We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only m...
MARK TWAIN There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
MARK TWAIN It is by the goodness of God that we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech...
MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
MARK TWAIN War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has no...
MARK TWAIN There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhe...
MARK TWAIN To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his...
MARK TWAIN One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
MARK TWAIN I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, b...
MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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MARK TWAIN Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expe...
MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
MARK TWAIN It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear. Except a creature be part cowar...
MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro...
MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it ...
MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
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MARK TWAIN A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was getting knowledge that was always going...
MARK TWAIN Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiment...
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MARK TWAIN The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAIN Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the reall...
MARK TWAIN If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
MARK TWAIN ′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Trut...
MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
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MARK TWAIN Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
MARK TWAIN