There's no damn business like show business -- you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

There's no damn business like show business - you have to smile to keep from throwing up.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

I never hurt nobody but myself and that's nobody's business but my own.

They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.

You can't copy anybody and end with anything. If you copy, it means you're working without any real feeling.