There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors

God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.

Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.