There's just no better feeling. Being the senior captain on a team that's won eight straight [ACC] titles -- it just doesn't get any better than this.


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Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage o...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
This is a huge relief. A huge relief. I've got a big grin on my face, and I have to keep pinching my...
FRAN BAGENAL
Dick Cheney is a very good leader, and I have a whole lot of respect for him.
FRAN DUNPHY
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The Yale guys really turned up the screws defensively. We needed to be more patient. We needed to be...
FRAN DUNPHY
You're only has good as your last haircut.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Yes he did, Scooter -- just look in the Pitcher of Venice and you'll see that exact quote.
FRAN HEALY
His impact on me has been great. He's been a great friend and someone I have counted on for counsel ...
FRAN DUNPHY
It's been tough out there getting to the net with the hooking and the holding and the slashes that g...
FRAN GOW
Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Don’t allow your ego to ruin your life. The spirit does not operate in ego!
FRAN LEIGH
This could be the end of unwanted pop-up ads.
FRAN MAIER
Polite conversation is rarely either.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
But ultimately I think that you need to go to either New York for theater or Los Angeles for televis...
FRAN DRESCHER
Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house
FRAN LEBOWITZ
The area is a good area. It's going to boom someday.
FRAN DAVIS
I think it's beginning to sink in. More and more faculty are reporting plagiarism.
FRAN COHEN
Restraint is very important when one graduates,
FRAN KATZANEK
Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I did do acupuncture, which helped me a lot to reduce the internal inflammation.
FRAN DRESCHER
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
FRAN DRESCHER
If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path.
FRAN DRESCHER
Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
FRAN DRESCHER
Ginger is delicate and fragile, and Ginger is looking for her partner. So it fit.
FRAN WALLIS
I've told the team very explicitly: We're approaching this game like any other. Our approach is the ...
FRAN MCCAFFERY
I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I must take issue with the term “a mere child,” for it has been my invariable experience that th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possib...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
FRAN LEBOWITZ