There's a cruise for everyone. Each ship is geared to a different type of person.

When you get one that hasn't been refurbished, you will see worn spots on the furniture. That's disgusting. And newer ships are better designed and better thought out.

Some fear the dark; I embrace it. It is the only place where my eyes are blind, and my soul wanders freely from the truth of reality.

I want to regain my First Amendment rights.

If you really want to knock his proverbial socks off, go for big, bold red lips. He'll be completely drawn to you, and he won't even know why. It's brilliant.

It's definitely a very feminine season. There's just a huge variety out there, which is good because there's something for everybody.