There's that side of me that wants to be the loving, caring father, and there's the other side of me that's just a dirty animal. If I don't let that out, I go nuts.
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Related There's still the part of me that wants to leap at every opportunity, but now there's the ot... KIM CATTRALL L.A. is an intense industry town, and there's a side of it that's superficial, but I surroun... JESSICA MARAIS There's a lot out there for me to learn that isn't in college, so I think it's fine for ... TAYLOR PHINNEY I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert... PAIGE VANZANT Having a reality TV show, everyone feels like they know you, but that's only 10% of my life. The... KYLIE JENNER I don't really have a career plan. There's no joy for me to just be a personality in my work... TAMMY BLANCHARD The world is changing... I don't, as a consumer, want advertising that's not relevant. If we... CHARLIE ERGEN Me don't dip on nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side, not the white m... BOB MARLEY There's another world out there just beyond the world we're in. It's just on the other s... BILL VIOLA It's strange - there's a public persona of me that does nothing for me: the side of me where... PETE WENTZ There's a lot of girls out there that can relate to me. They can look at me and see themselves a... PAIGE VANZANT I have this internal cultural struggle where there's a side of me that is very Brazilian that mi... MORENA BACCARIN My career is like an artichoke. People might think that the leaves are tasty and buttered up and del... KATY PERRY It's hard to understand the life that I live and rationalize some of the things that I do. I don... J. J. WATT If my son came to me years from now and told me, 'I'm gay,' I'd say, 'That's... VIVIENNE MING I came to the realization that I'm a child of God, and that's my identity. If this all goes ... JON BELLION I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I s... BOB MARLEY My heart is in helping people and in the less materialistic side of things, but there's the side... EVANGELINE LILLY I don't let anyone's insecurities, emotions, or opinions bother me. I know that if I am happ... DEMI LOVATO Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON I don't think I care about the hair as much as people think I do. It's just kind of there. I... JACOB DEGROM I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me. BILL GATES A dirty player is somebody who ultimately is trying to hurt somebody. There's a huge difference.... NDAMUKONG SUH Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don't like it. And I know somewh... SAM KINISON In this journey, the fear creeps in from time to time. The hint of that is there because there's... KERRI WALSH JENNINGS The side of fairytales I don't like is that they always have happy endings, that there's jus... ANGELINA JOLIE There's always got to be a struggle. What else is there? That's what life is made of. I don&... VAN MORRISON There's parts of it that I connect to - being a father and everything - but 'Mamma Mia!'... AARON LAZAR I don't know if I've ever played a character who's close to me. There have been some ele... KAREN ALLEN It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON There's an expression in Australia that's called 'Go Bush,' which means to get out o... CATE BLANCHETT I said it's a cold universe and I don't mean that metaphorically. If you go out into space, ... DAVID CHASE It's not that my father didn't love me, it's just that he wasn't capable of consiste... DAVID CASSIDY Films don't always tell a story; some films can achieve effect just by being razzle-dazzle or ro... ROBERT REDFORD If there's an incursion I don't go out of the house. NADER AL-MASRI I love 'Paranormal Activity' and 'The Exorcist.' 'The Shining' is a great on... LUCY HALE No one knows Anne's better side, and that's why most people can't stand me. Oh, I can be... ANNE FRANK I have a very open mind. I believe that there's a spirit world. I believe that there's a lot... ANTHONY HEAD When I'm auditioning for something, if it's not me, I really hope the part doesn't go to... RACHEL KELLER There's a side of fashion that's very analytical and data-oriented and methodical, but there... IMRAN AMED I figured there's nobody who's going to beat me or shoot me or crucify me. I can't help ... RALPH HALL I don't think there's anything in the compromise that means that there's a clash of ethi... PETER SINGER I like to be other people, not me. And when you're on the red carpet, it's like, 'Here... TOM HARDY I don't put a girl in a box and clap my hands three times, and she's gone. I get in the box,... DOUG HENNING I don't actually go out and pursue a route that will fit me best, it's just that something c... CAM GIGANDET The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There... STEPHEN COLBERT There's always a side of me that goes, 'I'm just a nerd.' I never look at myself and... HEATHER GRAHAM I don't want to intimidate people. There's nothing bullyish about me, you know. If there'... DAVE BAUTISTA I think the perception of me can be, you know, confused. But that's only because people only see... MIRANDA KERR I go on stage with what God gave me - and that's a natural high. I don't need nothing to per... BARBARA LYNN I don't want to sit around the house. I want to be out there. I want to go to practice. I want t... PAT SUMMITT There's something about me that wants to grow a big company. I don't deny that. I enjoy the ... BERNARD L. SCHWARTZ I don't develop anything. I don't practice, I don't rehearse. I just go out there, and i... TORY LANEZ I don't think Fox News or Rush Limbaugh need Clinton it turns out. I think there's a hunger ... DAVID TALBOT I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep ... PARIS HILTON I wouldn't let a biopic be made on me. That's because I don't believe in them. I don'... LATA MANGESHKAR I don't want to let my life as a woman pass me by. There's a time to work, there's a tim... DIANE KRUGER There's a song called 'My Faith' that's kind of my spiritual song on my record. It... BRANTLEY GILBERT It's nice to actually look done-up, because people see a different side of me, the more girly si... LAURA TROTT Women have a certain sexuality, and I think their bodies are beautiful, and I'm not embarrassed ... ANGELINA JOLIE If there is something that strikes me as interesting or beautiful or something I could learn from, a... TAVI GEVINSON If people don't like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that's too bad. I don't wa... VANESSA HUDGENS I don't subscribe to any particular doctrine or ideology. I just think that there's kind of ... MICHAEL J. FOX I always thought that feminine, softer side was just too vulnerable to put out there, because then i... GRACE JONES That's what I love about history - nuance. I don't believe in unalloyed heroes. Everyone'... ERIK LARSON There's no point thinking, 'Well, my life's certainly worked out, I've got all the a... MICHAEL FASSBENDER It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I am good in bed - I don't snore. I don't take the duvet. I just lay there and go straight o... LEN GOODMAN I'm comfortable only when there's a mutual attraction. That's what anyone wants. If I fi... NATHAN FILLION Anytime I feel squeezed into a box, I just lash out. My gut reaction is to strike. It's a differ... SCOTT WEILAND If there's anything that I've always said about myself is that to me, it's much more imp... ZOE SALDANA There's probably a couple someones that are gonna hear the songs and go, 'I think that might... CHRIS YOUNG It's like people call me a rock star or this or that. And I go, 'Don't call me that. I d... MEAT LOAF I don't claim to be a particularly good father. I'm flawed, let's say. I've certainl... LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III And I don't believe that I have to stay on one side of the fence or the other. I don't belie... WHOOPI GOLDBERG My other family is Fleetwood Mac. I don't need the money, but there's an emotional need for ... STEVIE NICKS I just do what's comfortable for me, whether it's getting fresh haircuts, or the clothes tha... LANCE GROSS Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH One of the reasons for me that there's no 'Spaced 3' is that I don't think you can p... EDGAR WRIGHT There's a lot of stress out there, and to handle it, you just need to believe in yourself; alway... MCKAYLA MARONEY A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sti... DEMETRI MARTIN I would definitely like to have a family, and whether that's with a man or a woman doesn't r... KRISTANNA LOKEN A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it... RANDY HARRISON I suppose there must be some way in which I'm compelled to show some side of myself - or of peop... PAUL GIAMATTI I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX For some reason I've been labeled that and it's fine, but there are a lot of other artists t... ALAN JACKSON I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be h... JOSH HARTNETT That's going to be VEEEEEEERYYYY Nasty.... DEYTH BANGER Speed Reader: Nothing more than… "Getting knowledge in a fast way". (Note: What's that?... DEYTH BANGER There's no way to eloquently put this. I just can't go to the mall. It bothers me that I can... KRISTEN STEWART That's the thing about zombies. They don't adapt and they don't think. Literally, you co... MAX BROOKS Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better... OSCAR NUNEZ I think that's a weak excuse, to say because a rapper's getting older that he ain't got ... RAEKWON If you're lucky like me, your relationship with your brother has resolved itself on the peaceful... TOM HARDY I don't like rock. Honestly, I like to listen to it, but it's not for me. There's a lot ... LUIS MIGUEL On Hillary's side, I don't think it gets more establishment than Hillary Clinton. If I had o... GARY JOHNSON For those who don't like Dave Letterman, there's Jay Leno; and for those who like neither, t... TOM SHALES
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