There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me.

If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison.

If I were in the Beatles, I'd be a good George Harrison.

Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.

You can't be a mod and a rocker. You have to choose sides.