There's a lot of skeletons in my closet!

I don't have any skeletons in my closet.

He doesn't have any skeletons in his closet. He was young and naive.

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it.

Not many skeletons left in my closet because I invite them to dance all over the front room!

The self-righteous scream judgments against others to hide the noise of skeletons dancing in their own closets.