There will be a golden egg for each age group with a surprise gift certificate in it. There will also be cookies and punch available afterwards.

At last now you can be what the old cannot recall and the young long for in dreams, yet still include them all.

Nature should have been pleased to have made this age miserable, without making it also ridiculous.

He didn't smoke or drink. He had low cholesterol. He worked out and walked a lot -- he didn't really age ... he was in the prime of his life.

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.

I'm surprised even now that I was aware of things like that at that age. I don't know why. But I decided I would just rather not do them. So I quit for a while.