There wasn't a teenager that drank more alcohol than I probably did. And I didn't pay $35 a bottle for it.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Any innacuracies were probably due to copius amounts of alcohol.

Alcohol is a useful chemical. However, civil or religion law defines, how and why its usage, should be limited/disallowed.

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.