There is something about a bathroom that feels like a fortress. A closed bathroom door may only be about two inches of plywood, but it feels like an iron bar.

Environment and safety are the two biggest keys to being hired today. You not only have to be productive, you have to be environmentally sensitive, understand the rules and be safety conscious. This is what is really driving our company now.

A stupid mule is still smarter than a good horse or a bad man.

Let's take a minute to talk about spellbooks, since, in this day and age when magic is no longer taught in schools (or is, at best, an elective like Home Economics), very few people have the experience with spellbooks that they used to.

Okay. Morality in a nutshell. Don't hurt people if you can avoid it. Don't steal stuff unless you're starving or it's really, really important. Work hard. Pay your bills. Try to help others. Always double-check your math if there are explosives involved. If you screwed it up, you need to see it gets fixed. And don't eat anything that talks. If it doesn't fall under one of those categories, just do the best you can.

I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I won't even enter.