There is no standard normal. Normal is subjective. There are seven billion versions of normal on this planet.
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TORI SPELLING Everyone's on the cliff edge of normal. Everyone finds life an utter nightmare sometimes, and there'...
HOLLY BOURNE There was no closing my eyes and sliding back into that blissful dream of normal. This was my normal...
KELLEY ARMSTRONG Kyubey: ...Oh, geez. I never would have thought you capable of throwing your friend off a bridge. Th...
MAGICA QUARTET There is no such thing as normal. There is no such thing as prefection.They are just unrealistic dre...
MOE FARRINGTON This is your time and it feels normal to you, but really, there is no normal. There's only change an...
MERYL STREEP Psychic is the new normal.
CHAD MERCREE The rabbits though and thought. "If we're normal and Leo is normal, then normal is whatever you are!
STEPHEN COSGROVE I don't know how to have a normal relationship because I try to act normal and love from a norma...
TAYLOR SWIFT The key to prevent crimes, home burglaries, rape, robberies and vehicle theft in a community is if p...
BOB WILKINS Normal is abnormal; abnormal is normal.
AARON SANTOS At this point, there are no surprises. This seems normal. As long as the field is 100 yards, I think...
MICHAEL PURCELL When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g...
GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a...
GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER There is no 'We all are different' theory. That's another condolence or compensation for 'Everybody ...
BHAVIK SARKHEDI Normal! He thought. Normal! I don't want things to be normal. Normal is always being left out, never...
PAUL STEWART Normal is a societal construct that is created by us. There is no consistency across civilizations. ...
BEVERLY L. ANDERSON Opposition is OK, that you were opposed does not mean you were wrong
SOTONYE ANGA This is a normal process. It's like a normal tax audit by the IRS.
ALI MOSHIRI We've fought hurricanes before. You know, we think we are hurricane-smart and there's some normal th...
KATHLEEN BLANCO There are some tremendous values in this market among just plain old normal companies.
ALAN SNYDER This is a normal pullback,
BYRON WIEN Obviously this is not normal.
TYRONE HAYES My whole life I wanted to be normal. Everybody knows there's no such thing as normal. There is no bl...
TORI SPELLING Advertisers like that because they want you to feel their product isn't normal - this perfume isn't ...
CARY COOPER I want to be normal, but no one talks about sex, so how should I know what normal is?
KODY KEPLINGER There are forms of oppression and domination which become invisible - the new normal.
MICHEL FOUCAULT What I see at this moment are the signs of a normal market. Previously, there was a frenzy.
CHRISTOPHER ARMSTRONG If you're trying to define this winter, there's no way to put a nice label on it. We have above-norm...
JAN NULL What is 'normal' other than our perceived notion of it? And what is acting 'normal' other than our p...
AMY BIRDSONG April has been running way above normal. The average monthly temperature (this month) is 78.8, which...
ALFREDO VEGA Insanity in various forms are alive and well in the world.
STEVEN REDHEAD Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
CHARLES ADDAMS I will never be normal. Normal is just another word for average.
JEFFREY FRY We need something normal. Helicopters flying over the stadium is not normal.
KYLE WILLIAMS For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack ...
JEAN DUBUFFET For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack o...
JEAN DUBUFFET For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of...
JEAN DUBUFFET This is a normal part of our planning cycle,
HANK MCKINNELL All of the protesters left after conducting a tribal ceremony. There is no more blockade and all acc...
ANTON ALAM All of the protesters left after conducting a tribal ceremony. There is no more blockade and all acc...
ANTON BACHRUL ALAM Everyone is putting a brave face, but things are not what they seem and there is the normal backstab...
PETER SCHMIDT Fuck normal.” [Varick] took [Kieran’s] crumpled wrapper and slowly straightened it out on the ta...
BEVERLY L. ANDERSON Dear Muscovites, there are no changes in the cabin. The pressure is normal, perfect pressure I am pe...
GHERMAN S. TITOV Not every relationship works, and that is the truth, and I don't care whether you're a movie...
GOLDIE HAWN If you start therapy early, there is a greater chance of returning airway functioning to normal,
ROBERT NATHAN There is a world of difference between a Mahler eighth note and a normal eighth note.
GUSTAV MAHLER Normal is unique!
BLIN VARFI What makes us the most normal," said Reiko, "is knowing that we're not normal.
HARUKI MURAKAMI I think this is just a normal step going forward, ... We're kind of following a normal evolution in ...
JOSEPH WRIGHT My normal life is like being on holiday.
VALENTINO ROSSI Normal is a setting on a washing machine.
CHRISTOPHER BARZAK There is no normal life that is free of pain. It's the very wrestling with our problems that can be ...
FRED ROGERS It may be normal, darling; but I'd rather be natural.
TRUMAN CAPOTE Everyone is normal until you get to know them
DAVE SIM What do you think it is to be normal?'
Why in the world would you want to be?' she says.
I...
PATRICK JONES Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal.
AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS The only people who can have normal are the ones unaffected by all the fucked-up shit that happens a...
ILONA ANDREWS When I’m with you," he began again, "it’s like… I still don’t feel normal. But I can see nor...
JENNIFER ECHOLS Boris Yeltsin is completely conscious, his blood pressure and all other medical indicators are quite...
VALERY ZOLOTOV By our standards, this is normal here in Canada,
BRIAN MULRONEY China is handling this in its normal conservative way.
DAVID MALPASS The normal business of hairdressing takes place out front but there are other less mundane activitie...
GAVIN QUINN That's the bad news. The good news is fairly normal precipitation this spring would get . . . much o...
HARRY HILLAKER Disagreement is something normal.
DALAI LAMA The normal fan out there has no idea how hard they work and how committed they are to the academic s...
BEN HOWLAND The normal early January average daily temperature is around 18 degrees with a normal high around 28...
JOE SHEEHAN billions of women must be out there on this seven-billion-person planet being told that they are not...
REBECCA SOLNIT Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN in a world trying to increasingly isolate us from our environment and our true selves, books are our...
MATT HAIG We'll have some storms here and there, but we expect above normal temperatures, below normal precipi...
CHARLIE LILES There is more repression, a more repressive atmosphere and there are no new ideas coming from the go...
MASIPULA SITHOLE There are 65 different models of this O-ring head. It's very difficult for the normal person to iden...
LARRY GLENN IDEAS MATTER....Without an objective moral standard above and beyond the subjective feeling and wish...
DR. EVERETT PIPER No one was normal, not really.
RICHELLE MEAD Businesspeople get a little bit of bad press sometimes. There are a lot of normal and ethical people...
MATTHEW STEWART This is a normal result for the team, she said.
LUO XUEJUAN I live a normal life.
ABBIE CORNISH I'm really a normal person.
DAKOTA JOHNSON It's normal, very normal. There's nothing here that's unexpected.
BILL POLIAN There was no smoking gun. I really don't know anything that they could have done out of their normal...
KNOX WILLIAMS Hold on. So in my mind, this jacked-up, sideways ridiculousness is the normal state?
TITE KUBO Being Normal is over rated
RALPH DOWNEY III Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of nor...
PHIL MCGRAW No chess grandmaster is normal; they only differ in the extent of their madness.
VIKTOR KORCHNOI I'm a normal person and I don't have superpowers! I do normal things, too.
LARISA OLEYNIK No post offices are extending their hours beyond the normal time.
BOB BOISSELLE We've seen no disruptions. We are anticipating a normal work day.
PETER ROSE In the human lung, there are millions of air foils, just like aeroplane wings, which facilitate norm...
FORREST BIRD We are adjusting from a period of super-normal growth to normal growth which will continue for 12-18...
AMIT TANDON This is normal when she is training a long time at altitude.
JOCHEN BEHLE Sometimes I wonder how normal normal people are, and I wonder that most in the grocery store.
ELIZABETH MOON When you're a writer you no longer see things with the freshness of the normal person. There are alw...
BRIAN MOORE I think it's pretty normal that there are a lot of people out there who don't like us.
GAVIN ROSSDALE Provided there are no further power outages and we are able to begin the start-up process by Thursda...
GORDON SMITH Stringing a car loan out is not healthy. Four years on an auto loan is normal. Seven years is not. Y...
GREG MCBRIDE People are saying that Toronto is more important than normal, ... No clear-cut Oscar front-runners y...
DENNIS RICE This is a typically normal scenario for long-term homeless people.
FRAN WINTER Of course I'm not normal. Have you seen what passes for normal these days?
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MATT DAMON Right before 'The Bourne Identity' came out, I hadn't been offered a movie in a year.
MATT DAMON Bond is part of the system. He's an imperialist and a misogynist, and he laughs at killing peopl...
MATT DAMON I have voted to make tough decisions in budgetary times, I've served on two recessionary budgets...
MATT GONZALEZ I was always taught that the first rule of bunker play is to just get the ball out. When you have a ...
MATT KUCHAR What we have now is a situation where politicians get a whole bunch of money from mainly business in...
MATT TAIBBI Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nost...
MATT RIDLEY I pretty much got busted for everything, but I definitely stretched out my boundaries as a kid, as w...
MATT BOMER