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There is, after all, a kind of happiness in unhappiness, if it's the right unhappiness.


Jonathan Franzen

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JAMES ALLEN The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness.
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GROUCHO MARX No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend until he is unhappy.
THOMAS FULLER If you optimize everything, you will always be unhappy.
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ANTHONY DE MELLO It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
DR HOWARD MURPHY Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations
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NICK HORNBY Unhappiness is often caused by tendency to find fault with others.
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SAMUEL BUTLER I think unhappiness comes from unfulfilled expectations.
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SHANNON HALE The creed which accepts as the foundation of morals, Utility, or the Greatest-Happiness Principle, h...
JOHN STUART MILL All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone.
JEAN DE LA BRUYERE The unknown is too vast to live in known unhappiness.
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HOWARD MANN In order to have great happiness, you have to have great pain and unhappiness-otherwise how would yo...
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SENECA We don’t even ask happiness, just a little less pain.
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JONATHAN MILLER Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
JONATHAN EDWARDS I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT