There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.
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Related It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN When carrying the burden of problems and stress that life seems to endlessly hurtle towards us. We g... GARY F EVANS... To have hope in an age where hope is very scarce and hurt, jealousy and pain are more prominent is a... GARY F EVANS... Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy. F. MULDER Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one. NOW IS GOOD My eyes hurt... but there is something more... I can't stop listening to horror.... now I am going t... DEYTH BANGER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix. DEYTH BANGER I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play. J.R. RIM Life may change, but it may fly not; Hope may vanish, but can die not; Truth be veiled, but still it... PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON Life is a re-discovery. BRIAN BLESSED If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga... GARY F EVANS... Life Is a Misconception. DEYTH BANGER Life is a desire! DEYTH BANGER To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y... GARY F EVANS... It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... STEVEN STRAIT His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is... DREW BREES Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st... NEHA KOTHARI A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine li... BILL BAILEY I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES I'm not an Emontional, but how??? I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has... DEYTH BANGER Things don’t have significance: they only have existence. Things are the only hidden meaning ... ALBERTO CAEIRO For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA See the world for what it is. BEAUTIFUL! ANTHONY T. HINCKS 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON Life is a lot like skateboarding. LIL WAYNE I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa... ERIK GRIFFIN Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle; Love is the work of wrestlers. The one w... JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... SAM HARRIS Life is a risk. CARMELO ANTHONY I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE Be grateful for every moment and every breath. TERESA COLLINS Without music, life is a journey through a desert. PAT CONROY Life is a journey. When we stop, things don't go right. POPE FRANCIS There was no Jace Wayland more real than the one he saw in her eyes when she looked at him. CASSANDRA CLARE When living is too sweet and swanky, it may be very hard to appreciate the simplest things in life. ... ERIK PEVERNAGIE You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS There is a story, there is a scene which you always miss and you never pay attention at it... (The R... DEYTH BANGER Hiding in all the thorns, there is a yellow rose. BEN OAK I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read. ALBERTO CAEIRO The man stopped talking and was looking at the sunset. But what does someone who hates and love... ALBERTO CAEIRO The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Life is a matter of choosing what is good for you. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI There is no thing known as bad luck. There is luck, or no luck at all. JEFFREY FRY Life is a school of probability. WALTER BAGEHOT This life is a process of learning. LAURYN HILL Life is a process. We are a process. The universe is a process. ANNE WILSON SCHAEF Everybody in life is a chameleon. MELANIE CHISHOLM I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ... TAMMARA WEBBER Life is a grand party. EZRA MILLER Hakuna mimi katika umoja. Kuna sisi. ENOCK MAREGESI Life is a journey and it's about growing and changing and coming to terms with who and what you ... KELLY MCGILLIS When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... DEYTH BANGER Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets. SHELLI THOMPSON It is what it is. I balled out, had some good years, man, had fun and did it with some guys and made... CALVIN JOHNSON The man held himself still and turned his milk-flooded eyes on her. Fin felt something like vertigo ... A.S. PETERSON My Life is boring without God GENEREUX PHILIPUX A servant who serves excellently from his whole heart with due courage and humility is never a serva... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Just a moment ago, I was thinking of postponing my dream for tomorrow, but I decided to take a look ... PHILIP T. M. There's no more film. Film is gone. We photograph digitally and electronically. We don't rea... STANLEY DONEN When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL Life is a game and true love is a trophy. RUFUS WAINWRIGHT Life is a lot easier when you realize that you're not in control of it all. KARRINE STEFFANS This is the Modern Man, who cannot save himself but wants to save the world. He is the Wise who... CRISTIANE SERRUYA This garden is your life. Of course, there are the occasional weeds—but more than anything, this g... SETH ADAM SMITH The books brought brilliance to my life, and they brought an understanding: Life is a story. Everyth... RENE DENFELD Be always excited about being alive,because life is good. DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO I'm living with every step. I can't live with regret. The past is the past. I'm not worr... RYAN SHECKLER Even so, I’m somebody. I’m the Discoverer of Nature. I’m the Argonaut of true sensat... ALBERTO CAEIRO A lot of stuff written about me is rubbish. I don't know where they get it from, sometimes. AGYNESS DEYN I'm one of my sensations. ALBERTO CAEIRO The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people. CRAIG GROESCHEL Life is a mountain of solvable problems, and I enjoy that. JAMES DYSON My life is a struggle. VOLTAIRE All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love. MORIHEI UESHIBA For me, life is a bowl of cherries. SISSY SPACEK Life is a right, not collateral or casual. SUHEIR HAMMAD Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. Go... PETER KREEFT As a movement (rather than a preference), the goal of antinatalism is that no humans should have chi... QUENTIN S. CRISP If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, And Spring came the day after tomorrow, I would die... ALBERTO CAEIRO Between what i see in a field and what I see in another field There passes for a moment the fig... ALBERTO CAEIRO It’s an already inside outside, The philosophers say it’s the soul But it’s not the ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Do I believe a thing has limits!? Of course! Nothing exists that doesn’t have limits. Existence me... ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS Not everybody wants be texting their 15-year-old asking how his math tutor was. They would rather be... RENEE JAMES
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