You should go order a sweet roll. Those are to die for. And a carne adovada burrito."
DARYNDA JONES He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wou...
DARYNDA JONES You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
DARYNDA JONES He took a long draw then asked, “What’d I do?”
“You knew about the guy threatening my d...
DARYNDA JONES You totally need to watch the news."
"Can't."
"Why?"
"It's too depressing."
"Rig...
DARYNDA JONES In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Ma...
DARYNDA JONES I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve...
DARYNDA JONES But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and de...
DARYNDA JONES I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee...
DARYNDA JONES Have you slept yet?'
'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.'
'Didn't you drive there?'...
DARYNDA JONES if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)
DARYNDA JONES Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
DARYNDA JONES I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?
DARYNDA JONES Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said.
"Okay."
"One, are you sitting dow...
DARYNDA JONES After a long, labored sigh, I said, “She was really happy when I got there. I’m pretty sure she ...
DARYNDA JONES Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter.
"...
DARYNDA JONES Mistakes were made.
Others were blamed.
DARYNDA JONES No. This has to do with drugs."
My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on dr...
DARYNDA JONES At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insom...
DARYNDA JONES There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest...
DARYNDA JONES Time to make today my bitch.
DARYNDA JONES Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.
"It's three thirty in the morning."
"Okay. Wa...
DARYNDA JONES If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)
DARYNDA JONES Holy shit, are you positive?"
"As a pregnancy test a month after prom.
DARYNDA JONES Never trust a man with a penis.
DARYNDA JONES I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
DARYNDA JONES I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost.
DARYNDA JONES I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT
DARYNDA JONES If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
DARYNDA JONES Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. (T-Shirt)
DARYNDA JONES Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt
DARYNDA JONES And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help wi...
DARYNDA JONES My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
DARYNDA JONES Somebody has to be sane during regular business hours, and it's not going to be me, missy.
DARYNDA JONES Her dad shows up, and instead of getting mad at Denise, he wraps his arm around her and helps her to...
DARYNDA JONES LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt
DARYNDA JONES If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert w...
DARYNDA JONES If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
DARYNDA JONES Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instruc...
DARYNDA JONES You’re the reason I get up in the morning.
That, and I need to pee.
DARYNDA JONES A blank is the only thing I draw well. --T-SHIRT
DARYNDA JONES God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
DARYNDA JONES I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt
DARYNDA JONES I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.
DARYNDA JONES Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong.

"Don't care."
<...
DARYNDA JONES The next thing I remembered was Reyes smiling down at me as the sun filtered into his apartment, his...
DARYNDA JONES You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be ban...
DARYNDA JONES I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
DARYNDA JONES If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.

--BUMPER STIC...
DARYNDA JONES I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream l...
DARYNDA JONES A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT
DARYNDA JONES He had given me so much information, I wanted some time to absorb it all, but I didn't want to leave...
DARYNDA JONES Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I...
DARYNDA JONES I was growing on him,I could tell.I was a lot like mold that way.
DARYNDA JONES Should I leave you two alone?" he asked, changing the subject.

"He's taken," I said, acce...
DARYNDA JONES I'm a virgin.
But this is an old shirt.

--T-SHIRT
DARYNDA JONES Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that
reason alone keeps people from al...
DARYNDA JONES I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only wit...
DARYNDA JONES I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.
DARYNDA JONES A wicked grin crinkled one corner of his mouth as he secured another sticky note on the door before ...
DARYNDA JONES His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. ...
DARYNDA JONES APD'deki sorumluluklarımı bir kenara bırakıp Reyes'e bakmak için hapishaneye mi gitmeliydim? Yo...
DARYNDA JONES Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off...
DARYNDA JONES My real mom died when I was born—hemorrhaged to death while giving birth to
me, which has nev...
DARYNDA JONES She looked at me, confused. “He hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew wh...
DARYNDA JONES That's my entire weekend. I had plans"

"A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She loo...
DARYNDA JONES You would use your body to get what you want?"
"In a heartbeat."
He was hurt. I could feel...
DARYNDA JONES The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that i...
DARYNDA JONES Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me...
DARYNDA JONES God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue.

--BUMPER STICKER
DARYNDA JONES Did you get checked out?”
“Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made ...
DARYNDA JONES Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
DARYNDA JONES Gemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. ...
DARYNDA JONES The funny thing about GPS was it didn’t always send you in the right direction.
I knew that i...
DARYNDA JONES I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half ...
DARYNDA JONES But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this ...
DARYNDA JONES Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Desti...
DARYNDA JONES I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.
DARYNDA JONES You’re just using me for my body.” “You don’t have a body,” I’d remind him.
“Thr...
DARYNDA JONES A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about i...
DARYNDA JONES I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And thi...
DARYNDA JONES Did you look at the memo?”
“What memo? We’re getting memos now?”
“I sent a memo ...
DARYNDA JONES Well?” she asked when she picked up.
“Do you think we’re really alone in the universe?”...
DARYNDA JONES Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in.
"Rig...
DARYNDA JONES I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its treatment when...
DARYNDA JONES Charley talking to Cookie
‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained...
DARYNDA JONES You know how you heal really fast?” I stood and walked to the doorway that separated our offices. ...
DARYNDA JONES Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his girl...
DARYNDA JONES My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie.

I'm not good at cocking guns.
DARYNDA JONES Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is...
DARYNDA JONES In the meantime, I had to get dressed and go to work, because going to work in my pajamas was appare...
DARYNDA JONES My calculations - allowing for a 12 percent margin of error, based on the radius of the correspondin...
DARYNDA JONES I would be writing an essay that was due in the next day until about 1 A.M., and then I would be up ...
FELICITY JONES Few rappers realize the genre sprang from West African griots through Delta slave songs to jazz poet...
QUINCY JONES It's great to see that celebrities can be just like us - that they too have their highs and lows...
SHIRLEY JONES I only know from my own personal experience, and I personally feel that there's a cyclical natur...
JEFFREY JONES I miss all of my old friends who have passed away. Sometimes you just don't understand why they ...
GEORGE JONES I am always urging my students to honor their writing practice, to set up a schedule.
TAYARI JONES Adolescence is a modern construct and very American in so many ways.
TAYARI JONES Secret families are really the bedrock issue of Western literature.
TAYARI JONES My first novel, 'Leaving Atlanta,' took at look at my hometown in the late 1970s, when the c...
TAYARI JONES I like straightforward names for my characters. When I get too symbolic with names or places, I star...
TAYARI JONES I do have a sister - I have two sisters.
TAYARI JONES When I am writing a story it feels as real as the life I am experiencing off the page. It's an e...
TAYARI JONES I was kind of an invisible girl when I was young.
TAYARI JONES I take mentoring very seriously and as a result I hardly get any work done during the school year.
TAYARI JONES I take mentoring very seriously and I am on the board of an organization called Girls Write Now, whe...
TAYARI JONES When it comes to memoir, we want to catch the author in a lie. When we read fiction, we want to catc...
TAYARI JONES I think the NAACP isn't recognized enough for all of the work it does, especially in the field o...
TAYARI JONES I made the best business decision at 14 when I decided to get into acting. The worst was owning 2 ho...
TAMALA JONES I love Yves Saint Laurent. I love Chanel. And Versace! Such beautiful gowns!
TAMALA JONES I'm afraid that I won't do a good job when I go into an audition.
TAMALA JONES The expectations were low for 'Castle;' people thought we'd be one season and done.
TAMALA JONES I definitely love 'Camelot.' It's my favorite show. I'm a big 'True Blood' f...
TAMALA JONES I'm the only girl out of three children. I have two younger brothers. I've grown up around b...
TAMALA JONES People love my collard greens. They love my macaroni and cheese. They love the gumbo. They love my J...
TAMALA JONES I hid the fact that I had an aneurysm for a very long time. I was embarrassed, and I just felt like ...
TAMALA JONES I can go into a restaurant; I might have to go a few times, taste something, love it and figure out ...
TAMALA JONES I've always been in love with music, but I've never thought to sing.
TAMALA JONES I love comedy because I'm naturally a very silly person.
TAMALA JONES For me, to do a reality show is like sending myself to actor's graveyard. I feel like I should w...
TAMALA JONES I'm a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky.
TAMALA JONES I read a whole bunch of bits and pieces over the years, obviously from the fan magazines and the res...
DAVY JONES You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never. They always say, 'We can't b...
VAN JONES Let me say what I actually believe. I believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy, by Al Qaeda, and Osama Bin...
VAN JONES I cannot in good conscience ask my colleagues to expend precious time and energy defending or explai...
VAN JONES I was always one of those fortunate people who never wanted to be anything other than a singer and a...
JACK JONES I find great beauty in songs with a creative interpretation, but most people generally don't get...
JACK JONES Because I'm shy and a bit quiet, I think people assume I'm an elegant person.
JACK JONES I particularly like Hershey's chocolate, the kind which has almonds in it.
JACK JONES When people say to me, 'What do you think of rap music?', my answer is, 'There's no ...
JACK JONES I never thought I was going to be a singer. That was an accident.
GRACE JONES I have a weakness for watches. I have to stop myself buying more.
TOM JONES Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
CHUCK JONES I always have a positive reaction to Times Square - you've got so many people passing through he...
DHANI JONES I just go with the flow, I follow the yellow brick road. I don't know where it's going to le...
GRACE JONES I like dressing like a guy. I love it. When I was modeling I used to do pictures where I would dress...
GRACE JONES I want to see as many black professionals as possible.
ORLANDO JONES Someone I met years ago explained to me the difference between a personality and an actor, a persona...
ORLANDO JONES Belly was not a bad movie. It was visually very interesting.
ORLANDO JONES I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making...
ORLANDO JONES That was one of the things that interested me about the character. He doesn't want to be a hero,...
ORLANDO JONES Most of my friends between 21 and 31 are at different stages of figuring out what the hell they are ...
ORLANDO JONES You give the guy an Image Award three years in a row and then turn on him like that? If that's t...
ORLANDO JONES You cannot get an A if you're afraid of getting an F.
QUINCY JONES I got in the school band and the school choir. It all hit me like a ton of bricks, everything just c...
QUINCY JONES I only hope that one day, America will recognize what the rest of the world already has known, that ...
QUINCY JONES It's amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don't have anything else to do.
QUINCY JONES I have all the tools and gadgets. I tell my son, who's a producer, 'You never work for the m...
QUINCY JONES If architecture is frozen music then music must be liquid architecture.
QUINCY JONES I'm Pisces with Leo rising. The Pisces part is the dreamer. The Leo says, 'Let's execute...
QUINCY JONES I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of...
QUINCY JONES Seattle is like a global gumbo, a melting pot with all kinds of people - the rich, the poor, white p...
QUINCY JONES We were in the heart of the ghetto in Chicago during the Depression, and every block - it was probab...
QUINCY JONES I lost my mother when I was 7 and they put her in a mental hospital. My brother and I watched her be...
QUINCY JONES Every day, my daddy told me the same thing. 'Once a task is just begun, never leave it till it&#...
QUINCY JONES A great song can make a terrible singer sound good, but a good singer - you put a great song on top ...
QUINCY JONES Music in movies is all about dissonance and consonance, tension and release.
QUINCY JONES I don't ever want to grow up. That's boring.
QUINCY JONES I've never been bored in my life, man. I've never been bored or lonely. Are you kidding? No ...
QUINCY JONES I guess hip-hop has been closer to the pulse of the streets than any music we've had in a long t...
QUINCY JONES You make your mistakes to learn how to get to the good stuff.
QUINCY JONES I was raised in Chicago and I guess that was one of the special breeding grounds for gangsters of al...
QUINCY JONES I tell my kids and I tell proteges, always have humility when you create and grace when you succeed,...
QUINCY JONES Playing the game, and unfortunately, playing the gangster game is very profitable.
QUINCY JONES Hate speech and freedom of speech are two different things.
LESLIE JONES In 'Hell Ride,' I play a biker - it's about the bikers. It's with Dennis Hopper and ...
VINNIE JONES It was very painful combing my hair. My grand-uncle was a Pentecostal bishop, and he was very strict...
GRACE JONES I like men. I like the sound of their voices, the way they think. They're more sensitive than wo...
CAROLYN JONES I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.
CHUCK JONES The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.
DAVY JONES You wouldn't want to see the size of the check that I would write if it would for sure get the D...
JERRY JONES The press will naturally come and go as it has done with all artists, from David Bowie to Neil Young...
KELLY JONES When you wear a bow tie, doors open for you. Your posture is a little more erect; your shoulders are...
DHANI JONES I think we're very lucky that there is a tradition of British actors working in America and bein...
FELICITY JONES The good, old-fashioned family can help. Students learn by example, and if their parents, aunts, unc...
AL JONES That's a worry, because we have seen the intensity of students playing video games, watching TV more...
AL JONES It's the personal, intimate nature of books. It's hard to curl up with a computer.
AL JONES Somebody must have run a red light, I'm thinking that's the Honda based on preliminary reports.
AL JONES He was kind of the old-style beat cop. He took care of his area; he really felt responsible for his ...
AL JONES We talked in the locker room about how we've improved so much. That's what you want a young group to...
AL JONES We dug ourselves a hole pretty deep and just couldn't get back out of it. We didn't score a field go...
AL JONES When you don't know what the band looks like, it puts the emphasis on thinking and taking the mu...
ADAM JONES In the time between records, I always have lots of stuff going on. I shoot photography, make little ...
ADAM JONES I'm a self-taught guitarist, but I have a classical music background.
ADAM JONES Doing the stereotypical solo bores me.
ADAM JONES I mean, Tool has a style, but we try to make all our songs sound different from each other.
ADAM JONES I personally don't like to use as many effects because when you play live, something always goes...
ADAM JONES I think people like Steve Vai are so boring.
ADAM JONES I'm not a good guitar player.
ADAM JONES If I play anything that sounds like a solo, it's gonna sound like a lyric.
ADAM JONES Many of the songs on Undertow were written at the time Opiate came out.
ADAM JONES My approach is to be part of a band that makes music, not hit songs.
ADAM JONES That's the thing I like about my sound. It's real raw and very unsafe compared to a solid st...
ADAM JONES We could have gone with much bigger labels and more money, but we wanted to go with a company that i...
ADAM JONES With four perfectionists in the band, we have a hard time reaching perfection.
ADAM JONES I never thought 'Stairway to Heaven' was a long song. I loved how there was this part and th...
ADAM JONES I'm not into solos, I'm into lyrics.
ADAM JONES That's what I love about our music - it'll never be a hit because you can't dance to it.
ADAM JONES We're more into expressing ourselves than making radio hits.
ADAM JONES