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There is a great cooperation from the staff, splitting up time after school.


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LYNDA KILLINGSWORTH I know how Dave [Mellor] is. He's very meticulous. It was in great condition.
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GALEN HALL There is close cooperation and a regular exchange of expertise.
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TERRY PRATCHETT This was a great match-up. They're so athletic...They have a great coaching staff. Our kids worked a...
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HERB BEHNKE I had a hard time going back to school after T2. I really didn't want to go to private school.
EDWARD FURLONG We have six very violent people in custody. There was full cooperation from everyone involved.
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MIKE DITKA This is going to be a great show. We have kids from every school in the county.
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ERIK OLSON We've got a great staff here. We're still there every day keeping an eye on quality and the food.
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locking them
up,
your best men a...
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DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL