There is a close relationship between the "ha-ha" of humor and the "aha!" of discovery
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“Down below.”
“Ugh,” she said. “I’ve hear...
ANN AGUIRRE Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that d...
STEPHEN WRIGHT The way those hippies look, you can't tell the boys from the girls! Ha ha ha! I saw a girl yesterda...
SENATOR LONG HA HA HA HA HA! I, Penelope…
RICHARD ROBERTS Too many people buy things they don't even need, with money they don't even have, to impress people ...
ALI-AZRI HASSAN Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
MATT GROENING When he gets up there they go this old guy's gonna pitch to me, ha ha, they kind of make fun of him ...
JACKIE BROWN May your 'Ha Ha' moments be equivalent to your 'Ah Ha' moments.
GLEN THOMAS PILLOW Ha ha ha! She's another one of those 16-year-old actresses, and she's making an album. Like, NO!
RED WINGS The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an ho...
LENNY BRUCE The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hou...
LENNY BRUCE Yes, cower! If you simpletons truly understood what you have just seen, you would be down on your kn...
RICHARD ROBERTS Duncan Gray cam here to woo,
Ha, ha, the wooing o't!
On blithe Yuletide when we were fou,
...
ROBERT BURNS Aha!"
My chaperone looked at me like I should aha! back, but all I could m...
LEMONY SNICKET The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in a...
LENNY BRUCE Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
DAN CASTELLANETA Come live, and be merry, and join with me,To sing the sweet chorus of 'Ha ha he!'
WILLIAM BLAKE Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I ha lost my reputation, I ha lost the immortal part of mysel...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I put in 8.5 gallons, cost me $8.41. So that's the way I buy gas. ha, ha, ha.
LARRY BEHRENDT He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of the captain...
BIBLE Funny peculiar, or funny ha-ha?
IAN HAY The first album I bought was the Spice Girls, ha ha.
RITA ORA The basic discovery about any people is the discovery of the relationship between its men and its wo...
PEARL S. BUCK Ha ha ha ha!
Tee-hee-hee!
Mwa-ha mwa-ha!
Kee kee kee!
Ho ho ho ho!
Haw-he...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH Jace slammed his hand down on the stele. “Clary-“
“She said she doesn’t want it,” sai...
CASSANDRA CLARE I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES Hup hup ha ha hammy hee hee!
LEMONY SNICKET I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!
BRANDON SANDERSON Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. Two weevils crept from the crumbs. 'You see those weevils, Stephen?' said Jack solemnly.
...
PATRICK O'BRIAN Apart from some of the videos and haircuts, I don't think I've made any wrong moves, ha ha!
GEORGE MICHAEL There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again a...
ANDREW HUSSIE What would politics be without its own particular peculiar sense of humour, even if it is not quite ...
LINO SPITERI Music do I hear?Ha, ha! keep time: how sour sweet music is,When time is broke and no proportion kept...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!
JIM BUTCHER Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem....
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Ke$ha is her art; there is no curtain you peel back to find the real person. And with Ke$ha, you nev...
BENNY BLANCO Multilate. Ha Ha Ha,' said Nusswan, avuncular and willing to pretend it was a clever joke. 'Its all ...
ROHINTON MISTRY What do you mean, funny? Funny-peculiar or funny ha-ha?
IAN HAY (PSEUDONYM OF MAJOR JOHN HAY BEITH) There was a close relationship between Mandela and the CBC.
MARCIA FUDGE I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that B...
BOB MARLEY I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW...
BOB MARLEY The fans are really into it and it kind of pumps you up. And if you get ahead of them, you can look ...
DONNIE EDWARDS He slid his stele across the table toward her. "Use it." "No," Clary said, and pushed the stele back...
CASSANDRA CLARE Someone said I wasn't attractive enough. People say those things, but they make you stronger. Th...
ALLISON JANNEY Spector is a good guy, but he's a nut. Ha, ha, ha! You know, I love him, but he's unpredicta...
IKE TURNER My father was a great sympathizer of Ahad Ha'am. Every Friday night we would read Hebrew togethe...
NOAM CHOMSKY Ha ha, we kicked your (expletive). Sox fans still love that song. They just had a public poll out he...
ERIC SODERHOLM In hell there is no retention.
[Sp., Quien ha infierene nula es retencio.]
CERVANTES (MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA) You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES The same sensations that you get in heavy metal are in horror movies. Heavy metal sounds evil and ho...
KIRK HAMMETT El Comunismo no sólo ha fallado en promover la libertad humana, también ha fallado en producir com...
HAMLET GARCIA Sólo ha pasado una cosa importante durante los últimos tres días, y es que nada ha pasado".
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE I'm not stupid and I'm not brainy. I just lack execution sometimes.
I'm more of a "I should ha...
ELLIE WILLIAMS Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.
TORI AMOS If you feel suddenly so anxious for laugh, then it's too late to find ha-ha in dictionary.
TOBA BETA There is a close relationship between flowers and convicts. The fragility and delicacy of the former...
JEAN GENET I don't know if I have a favorite color.
KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl.
KATE MIDDLETON At the end of the warehouse was a dais constructed from pallets of books: stack of vampire novels, w...
RICK RIORDAN Hi," I return, gesturing to the fish. "Nice catch."
"Yeah. I'm kind of impressed with myself. I...
SOPHIE JORDAN Won it at bingo. Ha!
HARRY KAMPENGA This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I hav...
BILL HICKS Dear Rocky,
Here I am taking my pencil in my hand to say hello, hoping you are in the bes...
ROCKY GAMEZ I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try...
HAL SPARKS Percy was getting tired of water.
If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Po...
RICK RIORDAN It's going to give you nightmares for the rest of your wasted life."
Oh, my God, I was so badas...
JAMES PATTERSON Desde el siglo XVI ha entrado la humanidad toda en un proceso gigantesco de unificación, que en nue...
JOSé ORTEGA Y GASSET She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch th...
RICK RIORDAN Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te labe...
RICK RIORDAN Let's see, I think the first thing we gotta to do is obviously, like you guys were expecting, is we ...
LARS ULRICH Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto
JULIA GREGSON Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work
HOMER SIMPSON Did someone just call me the wine dude?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, pleas...
RICK RIORDAN Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?”
Percy wanted to step ...
RICK RIORDAN I can’t believe how much this place has grown,” Hazel muttered.
The taxi driver grinned in...
RICK RIORDAN E' strano, ma quando si ha paura di qualcosa, e si darebbe tutto per rallentare il tempo, quest'ulti...
J.K. ROWLING And because you not always can keep your eyes shut there comes the real trouble--the heart pain--the...
JOSEPH CONRAD Así, pues, le dije:
—Ya sabes, Tom, que no sirvo ni para limpiarte los zapatos. Pero no impo...
MARK TWAIN While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance....
GENA SHOWALTER Down in the water, Octavian yelled, “Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!”
“Tempting,” ...
RICK RIORDAN You're a Shadowhunter," he said. "You know how to deal with injuries." He slid his stele across the ...
CASSANDRA CLARE Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
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ROGER EBERT That's one of the things I like best about folk music is the beautiful melodies - and the harmon...
ROGER MCGUINN Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
ROGER MILLER The reason I'm a Nixonite is because of his indestructibility and resilience. He never quit.
ROGER STONE The idea that a book can advise a woman how to capture a man is touchingly naive. Books advising men...
ROGER EBERT Since 2001, the Patriot Act has provided the means to detect and disrupt terrorist threats against t...
ROGER WICKER The war on terrorism has made national security a legitimate concern, and a rising deficit, changes ...
ROGER MAHONY My father believed in toughness, honesty, politeness and being on time. All very important lessons.
ROGER MOORE ' The Lucky One' is at its heart a romance novel, elevated however by Nicholas Sparks' p...
ROGER EBERT In any team sport, the best teams have consistency and chemistry.
ROGER STAUBACH Every man's closet must contain a trench coat. It's hard for any gentleman not to look dashi...
ROGER STONE You can have a movie with hardly any cuts, or very few cuts, that is fascinating, you can't take...
ROGER EBERT How can you be conservative and justify wiretapping people without a warrant? We're supposed to ...
ROGER STONE Money is speech. It's incongruous to say a multimillionaire can spend as much on his own campaig...
ROGER STONE Anthony Weiner is a crafty and worthy adversary - an unrepentant lefty who is usually a savvy media ...
ROGER STONE I want clean water and clean air and conservation... that's not what extreme environmentalists a...
ROGER AILES Wish You Were Here
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys...
ROGER WATERS The basic premise of this is that, yes, people have learned to clone each other, but that cloning is...
ROGER SPOTTISWOODE The way you continue to be a successful business is you don't wait for the car to go off the cli...
ROGER GOODELL From a dramatic viewpoint, there are few professions that grant their members entry into other lives...
ROGER EBERT If someone asks you why you're oppressing a world and you reply with a lot of poetic crap, no. I gue...
ROGER ZELAZNY It's kind of fun to be a clown. I've always played the clown. The clowns come on, get the bi...
ROGER BART No movie has ever been able to provide a catharsis for the Holocaust, and I suspect none will ever b...
ROGER EBERT In a capitalistic society, success is determined by whether you can pay the bills.
ROGER AILES Canon law itself says for one case of guilt, a priest can be dismissed from the clerical state. One.
ROGER MAHONY A lot of my reading over the next few months will be the works of Hans Christian Andersen - I have b...
ROGER MOORE