There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks should always be the same color,* Or they should at least both be fairly dark.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Childbirth, as a strictly physical phenomenon, is comparable to driving a United Parcel truck through an inner tube.

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.