There aren't enough days in the weekend.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.

I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"

That room's ready for a fresh coat of paint and a new judge.

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

Is "tired old cliche" one?