I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
ROD SCHMIDT That room's ready for a fresh coat of paint and a new judge.
ROD SCHMIDT I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"
ROD SCHMIDT I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
ROD SCHMIDT Is "tired old cliche" one?
ROD SCHMIDT I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party...
ROD TAYLOR The secular world looks to the church and to its chagrin, finds no love, no life, no laughter, no ho...
ROD PARSLEY I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion.
ROD STEWART My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.
ROD STEWART I don't think people expect Bruce Springsteen to come out in a pink satin jacket, but Rod Stewar...
ROD STEWART You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.
ROD STEWART I wish I knew what I know now before.
ROD STEWART Seeing is not always believing.
ROD SERLING I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
ROD STEWART The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapo...
ROD SERLING When you have the opportunity, you strike.
ROD LAVER The next point -- that's all you must think about.
ROD LAVER The time your game is most vulnerable is when you're ahead, never let up.
ROD LAVER The gifts that one receives for giving are so immeasurable that it is almost an injustice to accept ...
ROD MCKEUN Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unf...
ROD KANEHL Imagination... its limits are only those of the mind itself.
ROD SERLING You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of so...
ROD SERLING Once I thought ideas were exceptions not the rule. That is not so. Ideas are so plentiful that they ...
ROD MCKEUN It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets the eye is as it appears.
ROD SERLING "The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs, and explosions, and fallout. There are we...
ROD SERLING It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twe...
ROD SERLING I never feel any aggravation from the public.
ROD STEWART Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
ROD MCKUEN I am not convinced the truth can make men free, but I believe it a beginning.
ROD MCKUEN I felt that some of my work was OK. If I could do it over, I'd do better.
ROD MCKUEN I was tired. I peaked. I left when I was on top. One year, I did 280 concerts.
ROD MCKUEN You know, in a way, I wish I could hate a little more. It would make me a more rounded personality.
ROD MCKUEN For many people, I was a phase, a part of the period of growing up. People ask me why I connected. I...
ROD MCKUEN I try not to put messages in my songs. My only message is man's communication with his fellow ma...
ROD MCKUEN The gifts that one receives for giving are so immeasurable that it is almost an injustice to accept ...
ROD MCKUEN It seems to me that it's every man's obligation to make what contribution he can. You live e...
ROD MCKUEN I can't understand people who give up and commit suicide. If I have a bad day, I figure tomorrow...
ROD MCKUEN We need sex education in schools, but we need it at home first. We need parents to learn the names o...
ROD MCKUEN There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space an...
ROD SERLING You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it's all about fami...
ROD STEWART I can definitely say the older I've got the better I've become at being a dad and a husband.
ROD STEWART He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again...
ROD STEIGER A show is like having a climax. It's like having an incredible, natural climax. And then suddenl...
ROD STEWART I am passionate about football. My support for Celtic FC has got me through some hard times in my li...
ROD STEWART I found out was, by the rhythm of my chewing, how I chewed fast, slow or what have you, I could tell...
ROD STEIGER One of the greatest challenges in collecting child support is that deadbeat dads move from job to jo...
ROD BLAGOJEVICH I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it'...
ROD STEWART Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.
ROD SERLING A successful economic development strategy must focus on improving the skills of the area's work...
ROD BLAGOJEVICH I am a poor student sitting at the feet of giants, yearning for their wisdom and begging for lessons...
ROD TAYLOR There is a special sensation in getting good wood on the ball and driving a double down the left-fie...
ROD CAREW It was the courts, of course, that took away prayer from our schools, that took away Bible reading f...
ROD PARSLEY You can be with one of the most beautiful women in the world and still be unhappy.
ROD STEWART It was early detection that saved my voice - and I imagine, my life.
ROD STEWART If he didn't fall in love he would have never come back near the end of the film. Because, what ...
ROD STEIGER Let's put aside the politics and trust the people. Let's embrace the unique opportunity we a...
ROD BLAGOJEVICH I want to make people aware of early detection.
ROD STEWART The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.
ROD STEIGER The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapo...
ROD SERLING It's an ongoing mess of junk, overgrown and unkempt.
ROD JOHNSON If [Firestone parent] Bridgestone has to incur a strike and is unable to meet its commitments to cus...
ROD LACHE Barring injury, barring something crazy happening, I definitely think we're a playoff team. I think ...
ROD THORN He saved the production a tremendous amount. Now they did the scene where Omar is on the horse and h...
ROD STEIGER I'd much rather turn down a starring role in a bad picture and do a small role in a very good pi...
ROD TAYLOR We might not have a star-studded bunch of pros, but these guys are every bit as skilled any sailors ...
ROD JABIN Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty.
ROD STEWART Harmon Killebrew was a gem. I can never thank him enough for all I learned from him. He was a consum...
ROD CAREW Part of protecting our homeland means being less dependent on foreign countries for our energy.
ROD BLAGOJEVICH Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a...
ROD STEWART I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
ROD STEWART I get a kick out of watching a team defense me. A player moves two steps in one direction and I hit ...
ROD CAREW My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call ...
ROD STEWART Each proposed B-2 stealth bomber costs three times more than it would if every part of the plane wer...
ROD BLAGOJEVICH No secular state ever existed and none would exist until the end of the French Revolution, and so we...
ROD PARSLEY I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
ROD STEWART Statistician: Delphic figure who lacks the necessary vocabulary to converse with mere mortals
ROD NICOLSON It supports a sustainable livelihood and fair wages for the farmers.
ROD MOYER We are certainly encouraged by the [state's] interest in the long-term leasing of the dairy farm.
ROD GIBBONS I think it's almost impossible for Ford to distance themselves from the problem, but I think they've...
ROD LACHE And I'm supposed to grab her and kiss her and she's supposed to react. Well, what happened w...
ROD STEIGER Elvis was the king. No doubt about it. People like myself, Mick Jagger and all the others only follo...
ROD STEWART We must accept all of God's will for us, not just those portions that happen to appeal and bring...
ROD PARSLEY Long distance running is 80 percent mind and willpower. In the last 12 years, I can't think of a run...
ROD ANZAI It's nice that's it over with, I think it's kind of been a foregone conclusion for it seems like for...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR I think things are evening out the last couple of games. The first few games we had some tremendous ...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR We seem to find a way to make it interesting for everybody. That's not the way it should've went. Th...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR We have to keep selling this team in Raleigh.
ROD BRIND'AMOUR It's always good to have a little breather and have a break and kind of regroup before the last litt...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR I think the last time I had the 'C' was in street hockey. I was definitely the expert out there. I h...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR He basically questioned the sanity of RIM, and said it wasn't acting very rationally. His prodding o...
ROD THOMPSON There is a passion to turkey hunting that is hard to describe unless you've been out there as the wo...
ROD SLINGS I wish I would've heard him say it.
ROD COLEMAN That's what they do. They like to air it out, which is fine with us. Usually when a team throws a lo...
ROD COLEMAN Man, you've just got to take advantage of any situation that favors you. There's no doubt the guy is...
ROD COLEMAN I felt like I had to make a statement in a situation like that. It was time to finish them off.
ROD COLEMAN He just didn't have anybody to throw to because of the coverage,
ROD COLEMAN The guy was in front of me, and I just didn't want the quarterback to get it out, so I just pushed t...
ROD COLEMAN It's rough for those people,
ROD COLEMAN Fred looked pretty good tonight. He wasn't hesitating, he saw daylight and just took off for it. He ...
ROD COLEMAN To be a better person everyday, is a great opportunity that God given to each and everyone of us...
ROD BACANI LIFE WILL BE USELESS WITHOUT SHOWING THE REAL VALUE...
ROD BACANI HAPPINESS is not a DESTINY, it is a CHOICE...
ROD BACANI TIME IS GOLD, USE IT WISELY OTHERWISE IT'S USELESS...
ROD BACANI Looking back few friends had we
but I've got him and he's got me.
And when the golden minu...
ROD MCKUEN Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.
ROD STEWART I did things with the microphone stand that no-one else has attempted to do.
ROD STEWART Your first hit in the majors - that's tops. It means you're on your way. When you get the fi...
ROD CAREW Yeah, we knew they were going to run the ball once they got inside the 30. They hit one (field goal)...
ROD BROADWAY Customers are unsure of what supplier pricing is, but they are assuming correctly that it is not as ...
ROD LACHE I'm not going to get crushed. I may bend, I may lean over, but I'm not going to fall.
ROD BARNES As you get older, your metabolism slows down. You've got to admit it. It's nothing to be ash...
ROD STEWART Obviously, the mayor feels competition and is adjusting to meet it. Does that mean he's in trouble? ...
ROD SHEALY As a part of our campaign, we're launching a series of real-people, paper-plate dinners.
ROD SHEALY I guess she changed her mind about shopping at Wal-Mart.
ROD SHEALY For Lovelace to beat Sanford on June 13, we have to have a strong grassroots campaign. And political...
ROD SHEALY Our best sources say they're unconstitutional. We're trying to comply with local ordinances where we...
ROD SHEALY He's suspect among the more conservative elements, and appears to be working hard to erase those sus...
ROD SHEALY He's using taxpayers' own money to buy votes. It's common for governments to send checks after disas...
ROD SHEALY It's very common for the governments to send people checks after disasters and three years of Mark S...
ROD SHEALY It certainly smells like vote-buying to me.
ROD SHEALY I've tried many other hairstyles, but it just doesn't work.
ROD STEWART We were able to put together a packet of programs and get her into a house.
ROD WILLIAMS Surely if God had meant us to do yoga, he would have put our heads behind our knees.
ROD STEWART They're in businesses, they're in factories. They can be the foreman on a job site.
ROD PAGE There are weapons that are simply thoughts. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can de...
ROD STERLING It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twe...
ROD STERLING Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.
ROD STERLING "Faith is that ethereal substance which requires an action that is based holy (sic) upon a reasonabl...
ROD WOODS There's a few rattle-snakes, but we won't see any. There's a few creeks to ford, but that won't be a...
ROD GRAVES I think there's going to be a settlement, and it's just a matter of how much is to be coerced out of...
ROD THOMPSON Physical, physical, physical. Word on the street is that Big Ten is smash-mouth, hit-you-in-the-mout...
ROD WRIGHT I was standing there and he pointed, 'Goal! Goal! Goal!' and then all of a sudden you hear a guy com...
ROD BRIND'AMOUR We had a couple of times when our guys could have squeezed off shots when they chose not to. We've g...
ROD BARNES You might as well bury the old person and accept the new.
ROD RANCE I believe that the basic planks of our strategy ... are a good foundation for a return to profitabil...
ROD EDDINGTON There was no power, no range whatsoever,
ROD STEWART I want to go out at the top, but the secret is knowing when you're at the top, it's so difficult in ...
ROD STEWART How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?
ROD STEWART I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. I wish that I knew what I know now, when I w...
ROD STEWART Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
ROD STEWART I still love Rachel very, very much indeed and I hope and pray that she will eventually come back. T...
ROD STEWART I have never had such a nervous day in my life,
ROD STEWART We are celebrating every moment with our beautiful boy, we just can't take our eyes off him.
ROD STEWART Embraceable You.
ROD STEWART I trust them, ... I just OK the schedules and I turn up to sing, basically.
ROD STEWART I know we've been trying to arrange a date for the last three or four years, ... I leave it up to my...
ROD STEWART I'm not sure of what the potential power of the Web is, but it is something that is here to stay, so...
ROD STEWART There was a time when kids on the golf team were those who didn't excel at other sports or were most...
ROD METZLER He had to know all the assignments. I always thought he could coach about anything. He just has a fe...
ROD DOWHOWER Even a small thing on earth has its own value...
ROD BACANI We won three in a row, we lost three in a row and we can very easily win three in a row again. What ...
ROD BARNES "Well directed thought is a learned skill. Continue to recreate powerful daily habits and hone your ...
ROD FORSYTHE Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it
ROD MCKUEN But at least it's being adopted by a Rockefeller.
ROD LURIE I kept waiting for Rod Steiger to come out of the closet because I felt like I was in the Twilight Z...
ROD SERLING There are weapons that are simply thoughts. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can de...
ROD SERLING There is nothing in the dark that isn't there when the lights are on.
ROD SERLING Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.
ROD SERLING I grew up in a single family household and when you decide to go to the wall on your first project y...
ROD SERLING It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets the eye is as it appears.
ROD STERLING There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space an...
ROD STERLING The poet, whether in prose or verse, the creator, can only stamp his images forcibly on the page, in...
ROD STERLING We were simply shut out by Bob the Builder's private parts and other extraneous items.
ROD DONALD Networking is to a career what oxygen is to living. You won't last long without either.
ROD COLON It is a similar position, and he's got traits like Derrick -- but Derrick has been to nine Pro Bowls...
ROD MARINELLI He'll go down to me as one of the quietest, toughest guys in our league. To me, he's the player of t...
ROD BARNES I think the festival does a good job of making Shakespeare accessible and helping to dispel this myt...
ROD WOEHLER That was a turning point in my career, ... We've sold in excess of 3 million (copies) in the U.S. al...
ROD STEWART We are still holding back a few volunteers in case something happens here locally. But we are not ex...
ROD COOK Loving is the only sure road out of darkness, the only serum known that cures self-centeredness
ROD MCKUEN I felt pressure coming to the last hole. All I was looking for was a par. But the way I hit the shot...
ROD PAMPLING Those who participated or stood idly by and watched as all this went down should also be ashamed of ...
ROD SMALLWOOD We were tired. I didn't think we needed to stifle their momentum as much as we needed a break. We ju...
ROD SCHWARZ I don't think you look backwards.
ROD MARINELLI I was wondering, 'Is this going to work?'
ROD ARGENT That's higher than it got on the charts the first time,
ROD ARGENT For the first time in years, it felt honest to use the name Zombies,
ROD ARGENT It felt so natural,
ROD ARGENT It wouldn't be unusual for dad to call on Jim and Steve to play if his regular musicians couldn't sh...
ROD ARGENT We hope to raise around £10,000 from the concert which will go...
ROD ARGENT The album didn't even make the upper reaches of the chart,
ROD ARGENT I invited Colin up on the spur of the moment,
ROD ARGENT When I'm at home I hardly ever bother with alcohol and I play a lot of tennis at my local club.
ROD ARGENT Basically, [guitarist] Chris [White] and I had a good writing income, and we hadn't been gigging muc...
ROD ARGENT My musical taste has always been wide. I started out as a folky before I moved on to blues and soul.
ROD STEWART An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of ...
ROD LAVER When you've got your man down, rub him out.
ROD LAVER He wasn't his usual self, with that desire to win points and how he says to players: 'You have to be...
ROD LAVER That's a pretty good start, and he's 24. It's certainly amazing how well he plays in the finals. I w...
ROD LAVER You shouldn't be in the music business if you're posing.
ROD STEWART I don?t think this is a slippery slope. This is the cliff at the bottom of the slippery slope.
ROD KLAWITTER Alice: I didn't know that cheshire cats grinned. In fact, I didn't know that cats could grin.
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ROD ESPINOSA Speaking about Roger Federer: "The best way to beat him would be to hit him over the head with a rac...
ROD LAVER I think . . . we started from way behind. Slowly, gradually, it is starting to get there. With the j...
ROD BARAJAS I hope this sends a message that voters are not going to put up with exorbitant tax increases. You c...
ROD BENFIELD It was a prioritization that said tax cuts are the central need of government. It didn't talk about ...
ROD SMITH Offensively, we did what we had to do. We got some guys on base and were hitting the ball alright, b...
ROD SCHWARZ The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapo...
ROD SERLING This is not a 'You-go-Hillary' show, this is a 'You-go-girl' show. I just want to see women in the p...
ROD LURIE Hillary Clinton is going to have a very tough fight. However, if she should get the nomination, we'r...
ROD LURIE