There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity.

I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot of people did. When you're reaching that many people, you're not going to have everybody like you.

I enjoy Saturday night racing.

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine.