There are things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind.

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.

I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unattractive man. I beleive my liver is diseased

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month.

Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys.