There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.

Remember how it felt yesterday? What you saw me do?” I snorted and grinned. “Man, do I ever. I remembered twice last night and again this morning.

I blush so easily. Even when I'm not embarrassed, I blush. It's so embarrassing.

Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up to my face, and I knew that when it got there I would turn bright red and hear the ocean, which is what happens when I get put on the spot. If I don't cry, I turn red and hear the ocean. It's a lose-lose situation.

Yes. And also, if it's okay by you, I'd like to shut up now... Or possibly just go somewhere and swallow my face.

They probably have me up on a poster by now. Warning: this girl is emotionally unstable. Do not allow near hot beverages.