There are some politicians who, if their constituents were cannibals, would promise them missionaries for dinner.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

If you have been voting for politicians who promise to give you goodies at someone else's expense, then you have no right to complain when they take your money and give it to someone else, including themselves

War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands