There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

A computer is powerful enough to control the world, but is limited to the idiot sitting behind it.