There are not many places in the world where you can get to the beach in an hour, the desert in two hours and snowboarding or skiing in three hours. You can do all that in California.

I love New York. I love L.A. too. I love both places.

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Crested Butte is for spectators; Chamonix is for participants.

Ultimately, I wanted to own a big truck, exercise my second Amendment rights, listen to hardcore music, and let my congressman know how poorly he represents me. None of this could occur in France.

I'm not really good at skiing or snowboarding, or swimming, per se.