There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

I'm a country songwriter and we write cry-in-your-beer songs. That's what we do. Something that you can slow dance to.

Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.

Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.

"Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"

Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

Beer Man is a classic, ... He's got such a great sense of humor.

Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related.