There are Five kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, Politicians quoting statistics, and Novelists quoting Politicians on Statistics

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

You can't trust politicians. It doesn't matter who makes a political speech. It's all lies... and it applies to any rock star who wants to make a political speech as well.

First come smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.