There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy...like nailing jelly to a tree for example

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs

It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts.

This is where men and women are different, we can put aside petty competition for relationships - they can't. It interferes.

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible