There are 85 Lions Clubs members in the area who are no longer affiliated. We want snowbirds. We welcome women, young and old.

It's an organization of people who want to help the less fortunate.

Some people are married, have kids and don't want to go at night. And some people work and can stretch lunch. This is giving people a better opportunity to join.

I prefer to forget both pairs of glasses and pass my declining years saluting strange women and grandfather clocks.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.