Then again, I threatened if my stomach got my head chopped off I'd never feed it again.

I blinked at her, suddenly loathing her to the depths of my soul. Not only was she probably rather evil, and definitely thoroughly unpleasant, but she also didn't read.

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

I swear to the gods that if you answer one more of my questions with a question, I am going to go all Tyson and bite your damned ear off...

We have several people and businesses who have donated things like gift certificates.

It's always fun and people feel like they're giving for a cause ? that's a wonderful thing.