The yuppies are moving in.

That is too much to wish on anybody, but it's true that our dot-com yuppies think a depression is just a pothole in the road.

It's like a slurpee for yuppies.

The media have just buried the last yuppie, a pathetic creature who had not heard the news that the great pendulum of public conciousness has just swung from Greed to Compassion and from Tex-Mex to meatballs.

Yuppies don't have loyalty. They have useful relationships and meaningful encounters.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.