The Yankees can buy all the stars they want, but that doesn't guarantee they are going to win.

The Yankees don't pay me to win every day, just two out of three.

We're going to win Sunday. I guarantee it.

You never want to start a season knowing your team doesn't stand a chance to win. The Premier League may be the one example where fans continue to be passionate about their team despite that.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.