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Everything you do comes back to you. When you affect...
LIBBA BRAY It's the one place I feel completely anonymous. And I just like the way they treasure everything. Th...
BRITNEY SPEARS My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around...
DORA J. AROD I am a big believer that eventually everything comes back to you. You get back what you give out.
NANCY REAGAN Everything revolves around the music when it comes to Tool.
MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN He's moving around; he's looking real good. He'll be back. When he comes back, you'll know it. Ahmad...
CLINT SINTIM Life isn't about rushing to do everything you want to do before you die, it's about slowing down and...
MACEY LADYGA The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK There is something very freeing about being anonymous because nothing is expected of you; nothing is...
DOLLY WELLS How everything comes??
I really don't know I can say that it comes from nowhere :D :d.
DEYTH BANGER Probably everything in my life comes back to a feeling of abandonment, and this city never abandons ...
ANN DOUGLAS If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
MARK TWAIN If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
WILL ROGERS Everything comes back to the horse, which is why I love it. You put your ego aside, and you concentr...
EDIE CAMPBELL Without mathematics, there's nothing you can do. Everything around you is mathematics. Everythin...
SHAKUNTALA DEVI I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, f...
JOHN SWARTZWELDER That's why you did it. You wanted your world to collapse around you. You wanted everything to get as...
JAY ASHER Within the realms of what goes around, resides the magnitude and severity of what comes around.
SANDEEP N. TRIPATHI Just going to Africa is amazing; it all comes back to the motherland. It's pretty much where eve...
AMAR'E STOUDEMIRE i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Everything for him is easier now the second time around. You've seen it with everybody that comes he...
JORGE POSADA When magic comes back into the world, ... here's where it comes from, leaking from this drainpipe.
ORSON SCOTT CARD If you die, yes, the money comes back, but less comes back.
BRIAN OROL China is starting an English-speaking television network around the world, Russia is, Al Jazeera. An...
HILLARY CLINTON Everything comes to you in the right moment
MIMI NOVIC When you're a pro athlete, life is very narcissistic - everything relates back to you and how yo...
ABBY WAMBACH I know he likes messing around with the crowd. But his success is because he's a fierce competitor a...
BLAINE BOYER I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes ba...
CHRIS PINE Inspiration comes from the world around me. I'm an inveterate eavesdropper.
JENNY NIMMO Everything you need is around you; the danger lies within you.
ANONYMOUS The more you know, the less you need to show. -Anonymous.
ANONYMOUS I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm goin...
TUPAC SHAKUR When you gossip, it's self-hexing. Because when you do it, it comes back to you. Everything star...
IYANLA VANZANT Sufferers of depression have 'episodes' the same way those who suffer from multiple sclerosi...
MICHAEL REDHILL They will remain anonymous. Hopefully, this will get [her] back on track.
LAURA DUDA Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.
JAROD KINTZ The Internet has brought businesses from all around the world in touch with consumers from all aroun...
ELLEN STARK Treat others as you want them to treat you because what goes around comes around
PERSIAN PROVERB I'm telling you, everything is coming around,
BYRON LEFTWICH We have said that when the World Cup comes back to Europe it is something that we will give serious ...
ADRIAN BEVINGTON You have to protect yourself at all times. What goes around comes around.
FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm...
TUPAC SHAKUR I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm...
TUPAC SHAKUR Panic is the sudden realization that everything around you is alive.
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS Einstein wrote that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result....
DAVID SEDARIS The entire world above you, around you, beneath you, and beside you, is insignificant in comparison ...
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Our message is this: We're prepared to do everything that's needed to make Xbox 360 a success around...
TAKASHI SENSUI A great snug wall goes around everything,has always been there, will alwaysremain. It is a good worl...
WILLIAM STAFFORD Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world....
G.K. CHESTERTON What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you.
OPRAH WINFREY Everyone and everything around you is your teacher.
KEN KEYES JR. Everyone and everything around you is your teacher.
KEN S. KEYES JR. Every word that judges value is circular. 'Good' is 'right' is 'proper' is 'just' is 'good'. But che...
RICHARD BACH The stupidity of people comes from having an answer for everything. The wisdom of the novel comes fr...
MILAN KUNDERA You should love one another and behave lovingly because when love comes, everything comes. You shoul...
PREM RAWAT You are forced to have the best data capture, the best information, when you have goods in hundreds ...
PHILIP GREEN You don't always get stronger on the days that everything comes easily to you.
NASTIA LUIKIN You don't always get stronger on the days that everything comes easily to you.
NASTIA LIUKIN I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN Listen to me," cried Syme with extraordinary emphasis. "Shall I tell you the secret of the whole wor...
G.K. CHESTERTON You have to expect that if you cuss out the world, The world is going to cuss back.
ANDREW YOUNG What's simple is that everything good comes from God, and everything bad comes from man. Where it ge...
CRISS JAMI Change the negative, self-loathing thoughts to positive, self-affirming ones. When you’re positive...
DEMI LOVATO what came first the chicken or the egg, is not relevant when you realize what comes around goes arou...
PRATIK SHARDA There is no science in this world like physics. Nothing comes close to the precision with which phys...
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON Love is like a boomerang, each time you send it out, it comes back to you.
JIM GENOVESE Everything in life is connected somehow. You may have to dig deep to find it but its there. Everythi...
DONALD MILLER Markets around the world got back what they had oversold beyond the U.S. market. The market is very ...
MARCELO PORTO The pain of an injury is over in seconds. Everything that comes after is the pain of getting well." ...
TESSA DARE Everything you do is connected to who you are as a person and, in turn, creates the person you are b...
PAUL E. MILLER It is always easy to question the judgement of others in matters of which we may be imperfectly info...
P.D. JAMES When you are right, everything around you is right, for the beautiful flow that is inside your heart...
SRI CHINMOY Americans have been selling this view around the world: that progress comes from perfect protection ...
LAWRENCE LESSIG Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Either I'm changing very quickly, and everything is standing still, or I'm the one standing still an...
KATE RORICK We've been all around the world and that's my favourite part of everything I do.
GWEN STEFANI Who is that person that comes around and says, 'You are OK, you are worthy, you are special?'...
MAHERSHALA ALI Everything great in the world comes from neurotics. They alone have founded our religions and compos...
MARCEL PROUST we can only see forwards and never look back and when we turn around we can miss what's to come so d...
MATTHEW WAYNE GAULIN There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous be...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Treat other people's home as you want them to respect yours because what goes around comes around.
ANA MONNAR Everything you hate holds you back from growing. Everything you love helps you to grow.
DEBASISH MRIDHA When it comes to suffering, appearance is everything.
NADJA SAM When the world around is ready to back one unconditionally, one can become as unreasonable, unfair, ...
PAWAN MISHRA I just need to get back in shape, but when that comes back around, anything can happen. It's going t...
COLIN RAY How you greet your morning is like a boomerang. It always comes back to you. Remember this.
STAN JACOBS True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and ...
SOCRATES True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we
understand about life, ourselves, and ...
SOCRATES Do you know what Albert Einstein's definition of insanity was?"
"No."
"Doing the same th...
CHRISTIAN CANTRELL One of the better definitions of insanity - doing the exact same thing over and over and expecting t...
ANTHONY KIEDIS There Is a thing that every person in this world has and it is something that cannot be taken away;w...
DELETE ACCOUNT Rock is periodically pronounced dead by clear rock critics - killed by world music, or by hip-hop, o...
DEAN WAREHAM The fact of the matter is, if you want to be anonymous, you're still better off at the peep show,
PENN JILLETTE But how can you walk away from something and still come back to it?’ ‘Easy,’ said the cat. ‘...
NEIL GAIMAN A painting is finished when the subject comes back, when what has caused the painting to be made com...
HOWARD HODGKIN I would say the secret is to be enthusiastic about everything that comes into your life. To care, to...
FAY WRAY I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
UNKNOWN In a world where everything is remembered and everything is kept forever, you need to live for the f...
ERIC SCHMIDT I realize that life is cyclic. I can look back now and see that my life has gone in cycles and seaso...
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ANONYMOUS Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.
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ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what y...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
ANONYMOUS It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
ANONYMOUS He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
ANONYMOUS All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
ANONYMOUS A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do yo...
ANONYMOUS A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
ANONYMOUS Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
ANONYMOUS Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...b...
ANONYMOUS Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her o...
ANONYMOUS Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family d...
ANONYMOUS The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
ANONYMOUS Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others.
ANONYMOUS An expert knows all the answers -- if you ask the right questions.
ANONYMOUS Time cuts down all, Both great and small.
ANONYMOUS Few cases of eyestrain have been developed by looking on the bright side of things.
ANONYMOUS Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
ANONYMOUS Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. •Anonymous Many an o...
ANONYMOUS Some of the smallest situations are the biggest to some people.
ANONYMOUS Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
ANONYMOUS Defeat may test you; it need not stop you. If at first you don't succeed, try another way. For eve...
ANONYMOUS Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
ANONYMOUS A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowin...
ANONYMOUS Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and u...
ANONYMOUS She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
ANONYMOUS many women do noble things, but you surpass them all. charm is deceptive, beauty is fleeting; but a ...
ANONYMOUS Lady Wisdom will be your close friend; and Brother Knowledge will be your pleasant companion.
ANONYMOUS When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
ANONYMOUS It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is possible only when one is busy. The body must toil, the mind must be occupied, and the ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the overcoming of not unknown obstacles toward a known goal.
ANONYMOUS Happiness seems to be the result of something happening — inactivity is not very exhilarating.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not pleasure, it's victory.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passe...
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not given but exchanged.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not a matter of good fortune or worldly possessions. It's a mental attitude. It comes f...
ANONYMOUS If happiness could be brought, few of us could pay the price.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your a...
ANONYMOUS So live that your memories will be part of your happiness.
ANONYMOUS Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and ...
ANONYMOUS Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
ANONYMOUS Happiness is not always measured in smiles.
ANONYMOUS Happiness lies in our own backyard, but it's probably well hidden by crabgrass.
ANONYMOUS Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
ANONYMOUS The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
ANONYMOUS Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle ...
ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
ANONYMOUS My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it is you who have moved ...
ANONYMOUS The happiest business in all the world is that of making friends, And no investment on the street pa...
ANONYMOUS Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.
ANONYMOUS Remember that the faith that moves mountains always carries a pick.
ANONYMOUS When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
ANONYMOUS The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
ANONYMOUS Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding i...
ANONYMOUS A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
ANONYMOUS When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my l...
ANONYMOUS Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
ANONYMOUS Aging is a matter of mind. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
ANONYMOUS I love the Lord, for he heard my voice; he heard my cry for mercy. Because he turned his ear to me, ...
ANONYMOUS تبسمك في وجه أخيك صدقة، وأمرك بالمعروف صدقة ونهيك عن ال...
ANONYMOUS The first men to be created and formed were called the Sorcerer of Fatal Laughter, the Sorcerer of N...
ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
ANONYMOUS And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.
ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
ANONYMOUS There was a robot invented in China that catches thieves. In Australia it caught 10 thieves, in Ame...
ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
ANONYMOUS I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my ...
ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
ANONYMOUS If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your sm...
ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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