The woman can't decide whether or not she's a MILF. Only guys can decide that. And they do.

Publish. Be damned. Repeat.

Education is nice, but talent's much better. Find your inner talent and put it to work.

What's an orgasm? It's hard to describe, but if I'm yelling and screaming from sheer, intense, sexual pleasure, then I call that an incredible orgasm.

He knows how to make me purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Good things don't happen very fast. They need to build, little by little, over a long period of time.