The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.

Physician, help yourself: thus help your patient too. Let this be his best help: that he may behold with his eyes the man who heals himself.

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.