The weaker the intellect, the stronger the belief

If hard work were really a virtue, then mules would be saints.

Every attempt is a success. Failure is letting any chance to try go by.

We're all squished in trying to figure out how to make it work.

I am NOT a loser, and I have never been a quitter.

"I am NOT a loser. And I have never been a quitter---said the fat smoker." (Note that the ending part of my original quote has been deleted from many internet sites. It makes little sense without it--JDR]