The way to find the real boss is to find out who hires the lawyers

I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.

We work long hours at these shows, and no matter how funny someone's writing sample is, if they are too talkative or needy or angry to deal with in the middle of the night by the printer, steer clear.

Don't hire anyone you wouldn't want to run into in the hallway at three in the morning.

The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.

While it's important to win, it's imperative to compete.