The villain of any story is often the most compelling character.

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.

Any time you try to create an Internet meme, automatic fail. That's like the worst thing you can do.

As a freelance writer, I'd be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.

Obviously, they've got an incredibly compelling story to tell.

Every villain needs her story told.