The Villages has over 50,000 folks living on-site and every venue was right there intact. We have to overcome the perception our venues will not be one place.
Jeff Mielke
Related We are still early on the curve. But we have had over 300,000 visits to the site and over 50,000 dow... ANDREW TANENBAUM We are here to discuss security and venue assessment, and will tour all the venues of the series. YASHOVARDHAN AZAD I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The first thing one has to appreciate is the context in which these men occurred. One, there was a p... ALVIN THORNTON We had over 800 people here on Tuesday. There were lots of kids on spring break and they were catchi... ALLEN FORSHAGE We have lost one of our true oak trees. He will be greatly missed but he has left a living monument ... FRANK CRANDALL Americans are opting out of public venues like the playground and the sidewalk for private venues li... ROBERT D. KAPLAN We've tried to build something that will be attractive for everybody from 5 to 95. And folks who are... KRIS TAYLOR This site has something new for everyone who has an interest in what ADESA Inc. is all about, and wh... JULIE VINCENT This site has something new for everyone who has an interest in what ADESA, Inc. is all about and wh... JULIE VINCENT I never played coffee shops; I just played a lot of coffee shop-sized venues. I took every venue I c... SARA BAREILLES There were no parents home, and the kid living there apparently decided to have some friends over, .... ALAN GOULD Any improvement over what we have now is the right thing for the kids. We have a site and now we can... LYNN TEMPLETON Our first battle and biggest concern has been to overcome the perception that the water quality is n... EWELL SMITH Not everyone has the time to be normal. LJUPKA CVETANOVA To the degree we're not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control of us than we have over... PETER MCWILLIAMS We had police there because we were filming in downtown Los Angeles, and at one point I looked over ... REBECCA GERTSMARK If we will imagine the thing we want and do our part to “be in the right place at the right time,�... DANIEL WILLEY I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM I think the mayor has the right approach. This is about the future of our city and the future of our... JOE CONLEY The tension here has always been between this site as a memorial to the people who died there on the... ROBERT YARO We must overcome any negative perceptions about the new site. We're removed from the center of the s... JEFF MIELKE Any perception can connect us to reality properly and fully. What we see doesn't have to be pretty, ... CHOGYAM TRUNGPA Our business out there has been completely undermined. Our products have been taken off the shelves ... FINN HANSEN This site has something new for everyone who has an interest in what ADESA, Inc. is all about and wh... JULIE VINCENT Early versions of the infrastructure is either in place or being put in place. It's not inconceivabl... JAIME PUNISHILL We approached the Hilton. We were looking for a nice, intimate venue, an intimate place. It was our ... KATHI GLIST An 84% increase in on-site hours shows that our folks were concerned and actually walked the walk. RAY MCKINNEY We lose our right to be surprised that California has the highest recidivism rate in the country if ... GREG BOYLE This bowl has lived up to all the hype that I heard of it. Coaches...that have been here rave about ... BARRY ALVAREZ There has to be a protagonist who has to overcome challenges, and there will be a race to finish. ASHWIN SANGHI We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN We will be conducting an investigation on the unauthorized burning. We will be relying on the fire d... LISA WHEELER Site Q was proposed to be in one place, then in another place. There were all these candidates, but ... MARCELLO CANUTO Based on what we are seeing around the city, those lots should sell for between $40,000 and $50,000 ... JEFF HARDIN We have reviewed the whole incident and, starting immediately, entrances to fetes will be kept free ... WINSTON COOPER For how long will you keep on wandering around for infinite lifetimes? Your own light is not there. ... DADA BHAGWAN The Cadillac House is always one of our favorite venues to perform at. We always get fun crowds ther... JEFF PEDUE There is a lot of noise on the power line. Our technology can detect noise and overcome it by using ... AMIT YUDAN We have tried to make the festival affordable to families who might like to come for the weekend. We... DUANE HART We would like to ask the city to give us our approval on our existing site. In return, I will agree ... BARRY BAKER The allure of the kind of blues that this town is known for is still here. If the crowd at one of th... JEFF MARLOW We, of our time, have played our part in the perseverance, and we have pledged ourselves to the dead... EAMON DE VALERA Who knows? Life may just be a Positive Conspiracy bent on putting us in the right place at the right... ANTERO ALLI I feel that we should all be made aware of that site and that it should remain intact. Coal mining h... BOB REA We have done what we can to alert people to the fact that one measure is on the back of the ballot. ... KATHRYN REITH That was one of the major issues, especially rape, and although we don't have statistics, we have th... GEMMO LODESANI We know that Jeff received lucrative offers from other clubs. Jeff was keen to remain at Melbourne a... CRAIG CAMERON Jeff has had some rough edges but has gotten his feet on the ground. There is not enough of a sample... MIKE SCIOSCIA We have a right to life, not on it. DANIEL MELGAçO In a place like Fort Bragg, where there are 50,000 people, there is a much better chance of developi... DENNIS ORTHNER We will be identifying those in more specific terms before the end of May and perfecting our estimat... JACK LEMLEY In two of the coaches there will be 10 teams of volunteers, who will fan out on bicycles to nearby v... S.Y. QURAISHI Every venue should be ready before the Games, leaving us enough time -- even if it's little time -- ... DENIS OSWALD We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection. ... ABRAHAM LINCOLN Everywhere I go, I will make a good payday. But we got to choose the right opponent and the right ti... FLOYD MAYWEATHER, JR. Fire has impacted every part of our lives - without fire, there would be no shopping, right? - that&... JAY CHIAT We had an extensive search for a venue that lasted more than a year. After looking at seven venues, ... TOM STEVENS The main way we want to reach the public will be through radio and television announcements, informa... BETHANY ELLER No one has the right to place one human being in a position of political power over another. WENDY MCELROY Take a second out to think about this: in your life you search and search for the right person for y... IAN PHILPOT I don't know if this (streak) is any different this time around or not. How long this will last? I d... FREDRIK MODIN Our greatest desire should be 'how to live well', not 'how to make money'_ for the 'life' we are liv... KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL Let there be great enthusiasm for the plan throughout the entire republic that will overcome all obs... WALTER ULBRICHT I sold my first painting on eBay for $4.75, ... On eBay, you don't have to have a lot of money to ow... JEFF COHEN I think the ball will be all over the place this year, ... We have a lot more speed at the receiver ... MICHAEL BUSH Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT The human toll and the toll on our community will be a challenge that all of us are going to have to... BILL WELCH I have treated many hundreds of patients. Among those in the second half of life - that is to say, o... C.G. JUNG Our goal was to have them one-sided on a piece of paper so Mike could hand them out and soldiers cou... PEGGY ESERKALN Humans are imperfect. That's one of the reasons that classical and jazz are in trouble. We'r... BRANFORD MARSALIS Our work site had been coned off and there were right-lane closure signs and cones. Safety is always... WILLIAM KERNS The move in the yen has spilled over on the perception the dollar will continue to gain as the Fed k... CARSTEN FRITSCH By and large, employers will foot the bill. Over time, we are going to be able to bring a targeted j... GAUTAM GODHWANI We had 30 villages before, now we only have 29. One was removed from the map. EULOGIO DALA He had told us he was under attack every day, ... People kept telling me he'll be in a safe place be... JAMES BARBER There is a deep history of injustice that has led to poverty and inequality, and it will not be over... SCOTT MCCLELLAN We're between a rock and a hard place because there is no site plan and we do not have A-1 zoning in... DON JOHNSON We didn't put any focus on the Glatfelter site, not knowing we needed to right now. BOB BUCKINGHAM The Temple will not be completed until every living stone is there. And then what? The next thing wi... CHARLES TAZE RUSSELL My perception is that pretty much all the teams will be after us now. We just have to hold our compo... STEFON JACKSON You have to be careful, folks, not to let revenge creep into your deliberations. There's no place fo... TIM MOORE But language is malleable, and it is not always on the side of truth. This is something every writer... CAROLINA DE ROBERTIS Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?... ERNEST HEMINGWAY The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI We at The Web Standards Project turned everything on its head. We said browsers should support the s... JEFFREY ZELDMAN We can't connect with EVERY-one, sometimes there will just be personalities we clash with and we don... VINCE L DESALVO The Sudanese army has retaken some towns. The people there are all living in caves because the Sudan... TOM CATENA Some of us may just, in one-on-one conversations with our family, with our friends, over the back fe... PATRICIA IRELAND We will continue the fight because the town has not acted responsibly and continues to ignore the fa... DORIS BENNETT We don't have a site we can build (the school) on. There was too much pushback from the community, a... BILL MOORE We don't have a site we can build (the school) on, ... There was too much pushback from the communit... BILL MOORE But the truth of the matter is, we're an open society, we want to remain an open society, and th... CONDOLEEZZA RICE Getting to play for the home folks, there on Lake Martin, with guys like Jeff Cook, man it dont get ... BRAD COTTER Right now we have the Louisiana State Police crime lab on site as well as the parish coroner's offic... STAN CARPENTER In every war zone that I've been in, there has been a reality and then there has been the public... JOHN LE CARRE You have to have the right surface, the right field events venues and the right track width in order... CHRIS BUCKNAM We could not do it because of urgent matters in the country. There was no right time to have the mee... DINO PATTI DJALAL It really was an inadvertent thing that happened. We have the security update on a fast track... [an... DEBBY FRY WILSON We're not living in the middle of that every day. It's life. There are folks in Baton Rouge who are ... MIKE HAMILTON
More Jeff Mielke
That's not including any leisure activities such as golf, fishing or kayaking. JEFF MIELKE This will set us up in the future as a larger player nationally in sports marketing. Down the road y... JEFF MIELKE We must overcome any negative perceptions about the new site. We're removed from the center of the s... JEFF MIELKE We have superior facilities. Our community was very attractive to the Florida Sports Foundation, whi... JEFF MIELKE The need for two-way radios hasn't diminished, but the demands on themand on those [people] using ... DEB MIELKE It's going to take time to map it all out in a solid way. If they had a solid map right now, I'd won... DEB MIELKE I felt like this group was capable of doing well. They're in the pool at 5 a.m. and they (usually) p... PAUL MIELKE It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ... JEFF GREENFIELD I do believe we have voter fraud in America. JEFF SESSIONS Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ... JEFF AMENT I cherish my privacy, and woe betide anyone who tries to interfere with that. JEFF BECK Richard Donner's friendship and guidance showed me that there's more to life than being an a... JEFF COHEN That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. JEFF FOXWORTHY Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital ve... JEFF BEZOS We expect all our businesses to have a positive impact on our top and bottom lines. Profitability is... JEFF BEZOS If you're competitor-focused, you have to wait until there is a competitor doing something. Bein... JEFF BEZOS It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work. JEFF BEZOS Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. JEFF BEZOS What's dangerous is not to evolve. JEFF BEZOS I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people... JEFF KINNEY People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People ... JEFF ROSS If you can't tolerate critics, don't do anything new or interesting. JEFF BEZOS Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? JEFF FOXWORTHY 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ... JEFF KINNEY I know Elon, we're very like minded in many ways. We're not conceptual twins. One thing I wa... JEFF BEZOS Tyria's a big world. We get a grand tour in 'Ghosts of Ascalon.' We're in Divinity... JEFF GRUBB When the blood of thousands of Americans is shed, the impact lingers. For a generation after the Civ... JEFF GREENFIELD You obviously don't really forget how to play the old songs; you just don't have to spend so... JEFF TWEEDY I think frugality drives innovation, just like other constraints do. One of the only ways to get out... JEFF BEZOS Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cy... JEFF BRIDGES It's not about finding relevance or perfection or imperfection in objects, but it's that you... JEFF KOONS There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even ... JEFF BRIDGES The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now. JEFF ZUCKER We just got a tour bus. I didn't know tour buses could be this nice. It's just me, Brian Han... JEFF DUNHAM When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ... JEFF KINNEY Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and ... JEFF FORTENBERRY Puberty was the main culprit in ending my acting career. I went from being kind of this chunky littl... JEFF COHEN The Census Bureau can ask citizens very invasive questions, and if they don't respond, the gover... JEFF DUNCAN While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential... JEFF DUNCAN Monkeys can't talk, stupid! JEFF KINNEY What Richard and Mildred Loving did was, by their nature, not by any calculus, they separated themse... JEFF NICHOLS I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh... JEFF ZUCKER Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they... JEFF LANDRY Protestations of indifference to higher office are hard to take seriously when the 'non-candidat... JEFF GREENFIELD One of the pillars of backward thinking in America is the idea that you can have jobs or you can hav... JEFF GOODELL I'm actually the son of Mary Guibert. My mother was born in the Panama Canal zone and came to Am... JEFF BUCKLEY I certainly try to avoid getting bogged down in forensics. There is certainly a whole lot of other w... JEFF LINDSAY I love the ocean. Boats, not so much. JEFF GOLDBLUM You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remem... JEFF FOXWORTHY Sensitivity isn't being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a ... JEFF BUCKLEY It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you're in boom tim... JEFF BEZOS Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y... JEFF FOXWORTHY People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded. JEFF FORTENBERRY If I'm on form and I'm not being bothered too much by mental problems or whatever, I can whi... JEFF BECK It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha... JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver... JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we... JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust... JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t... JEFF HARDY From the industry's point of view, the problem is not that coal companies blast the top off moun... JEFF GOODELL I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel ... JEFF BUCKLEY I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea... JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w... JEFF MACNELLY I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti... JEFF SESSIONS I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. JEFF FOXWORTHY Some of these people need ten years of therapy --ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of the... JEFF ZASLOW But there is a limit to thinking about even a small piece of something monumental. You still see the... JEFF VANDERMEER I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better th... JEFF LINDSAY You can't do everything but you can do something! JEFF DIXON Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life. JEFF GOLDBLUM Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. JEFF PESIS Two monologues do not make a dialogue. JEFF DALY Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires. JEFF DEWAR We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw... JEFF WARNER I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. JEFF FOXWORTHY Do you remember how slowly the days passed when you were a child? An 80-mile car trip seemed endless... JEFF DAVIDSON The beaten path is the safest, but the traffics terrible. JEFF TAYLOR What are the best times to reflect on the course of your life? Whenever you are near water, such as ... JEFF DAVIDSON Ask yourself, If I had only sixty seconds on the stage, what would I absolutely have to say to get m... JEFF DEWAR The constant dilemma of the information age is that our ability to gathera sea of data greatly excee... JEFF DAVIDSON We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. JEFF ARDER When a heart breaks
it also opens
-Jeff Arch- screenwriter. JEFF ARCH Two monologues do not make a dialogue. JEFF DALY If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor... JEFF FOXWORTHY You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out ... JEFF MELVOIN The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide. JEFF MELVOIN Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. JEFF VALDEZ George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping? JEFF MELVOIN My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not ... JEFF FOXWORTHY Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is t... JEFF MELVOIN When people are committed to things, and the world view they have is no longer in alignment with our... JEFF BAENA There are so many books I love for different reasons. For superhero stuff, I always go back to Alan ... JEFF LEMIRE I like Donald. I guess I shouldn't call him that. I like President Trump. He's affable. He... JEFF ZUCKER If you only do things where you know the answer in advance, your company goes away. JEFF BEZOS I think we're programmed for hardship. In my experience, human beings are happiest when they'... JEFF CARLSON Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar... JEFF KINNEY There's also a lot of gritty Americana type of bands. I actually have a lot of Britpop on my iPo... JEFF VANDERMEER With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan... JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ... JEFF NICHOLS The basic social contract is that citizens agree to follow the law, pay their taxes, and devote thei... JEFF SESSIONS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh... JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see... JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t... JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea... JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children. JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's... JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask... JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over... JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.' JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p... JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a... JEFF BUCKLEY A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last. JEFF BEZOS It is a significant acknowledgment that the way people are watching television is changing and the m... JEFF ZUCKER Critics... They're like traffic cops. They say what they have to say, then leave, and another gu... JEFF BUCKLEY Just because an individual in his 30s hasn't found true love and, yes, there are opportunities t... JEFF GARCIA Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the United States from every Sta... JEFF SESSIONS If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the wor... JEFF FOXWORTHY Corn is already the most subsidized crop in America, raking in a total of $51 billion in federal han... JEFF GOODELL The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat... JEFF MILLER Reconciliation is a special budget procedure to change entitlement and tax laws. It cannot be filibu... JEFF MILLER It is no secret that our tax code is drastically outdated and burdensome to all Americans. Fortunate... JEFF MILLER I, in fact, have been involved in the construction of and the management of wastewater treatment pla... JEFF MILLER Every American knows there are government expenses that are absolutely not necessary. I disagree wit... JEFF MILLER As a taxpayer, I want to assure you that Republicans are doing everything we can to reduce wasteful ... JEFF MILLER It is not secret here in Congress we have not had the discipline in many instances to keep our hands... JEFF MILLER I've often argued that oil and gas exploration is a state's rights issue. It is abundantly c... JEFF MILLER I have always been a firm believer in the longstanding American principle of having the right to bea... JEFF MILLER Far too often we see attention paid to the firearm and not the criminal. JEFF MILLER All are free to believe or not believe; all are free to practice a faith or not. But those who belie... JEFF MILLER According to the U.S. Census, the most common reason people give for not voting is that they were to... JEFF MILLER I think it's unconscionable for a Senator from Massachusetts to come down here and tell the peop... JEFF MILLER I continue to vote against such spending increases, but sometimes I think some of my Republican coll... JEFF MILLER Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership. JEFF MILLER Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security. JEFF MILLER The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and ... JEFF MILLER In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. ... JEFF MILLER That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an... JEFF MILLER We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b... JEFF MILLER The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it. JEFF MILLER To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ... JEFF GOLDBLUM The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine. JEFF BEZOS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one... JEFF BUCKLEY I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered. JEFF BUCKLEY Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa... JEFF DENHAM Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause... JEFF MERKLEY Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners. JEFF BEZOS I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece. JEFF BEZOS The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu... JEFF ZUCKER The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ... JEFF BEZOS I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days. JEFF KINNEY In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener... JEFF GOODELL Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there... JEFF DUNHAM I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C... JEFF SESSIONS I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize. JEFF BEZOS A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th... JEFF BEZOS I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ... JEFF FORTENBERRY The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership. JEFF FORTENBERRY Being myself is what got me to where I am. JEFF HARDY The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g... JEFF MILLER I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th... JEFF GORDON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha... JEFF BEZOS I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ... JEFF NICHOLS If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe... JEFF BEZOS If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red... JEFF FOXWORTHY I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots. JEFF DUNHAM I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be... JEFF KINNEY Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an... JEFF FOXWORTHY Nothing in life prepares you to be famous. JEFF FOXWORTHY There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery. JEFF BEZOS Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter. JEFF NICHOLS Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands. JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY