The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss
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The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss.
DWIGHT DAVID EISENHOWER The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it...
BILL VAUGHN Cheney refers to his vice presidency... as one of the most consequential vice presidencies in Americ...
R. J. CUTLER The top of their line-up is so tough. Their pitcher, what a great pitcher. It was a nice little warm...
TIFFANI AIRMET Under Dick Cheney, this has been the most substantive vice presidency in history.
TERRY HOLT You have to do a little bragging on yourself even to your relatives-man doesn't get anywhere without...
JOHN NANCE GARNER The worth of a person’s quote is in his or her heart where it takes the birth and the value of the...
ANUJ SOMANY The idea of a mentally ill vice president who suffers in complete isolation was obviously sparked by...
NICOLLE WALLACE The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it...
BILL VAUGHAN The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't tak...
BILL VAUGHAN With Bush, I've long thought this presidency has been swallowed by his vice president. Dick Cheney i...
JOHN DEAN Of every noble action the intent
Is to give worth reward, vice punishment.
FRANCIS BEAUMONT AND JOHN FLETCHER Mother Superior jump the gun...
-The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun
LAUREN MYRACLE I think he [George W. Bush] has a warm, engaging personality. But, you know, the presidency is more ...
AL GORE The opposite of war isnt peace its creation
JONATHAN LARSON In 2004, I joined my father, John Kerry, on the trail in his bid for the United States presidency.
ALEXANDRA KERRY No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
CASEY STENGEL No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
CASEY (CHARLES DILLON) STENGEL But you can't start. Only a baby can start. You and me - why, we're all that's been. The anger of a ...
JOHN STEINBECK The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money.
THOMAS JEFFERSON I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. Life is short, and that's why, I don't test people; because we all fail tests sometimes, but that is...
C. JOYBELL C. His cheek bones were protruding and eyes were sunk. I waved at him but he stole the gaze.
RANJANI RAMACHANDRAN Church isnt where you meet. Church isnt a building. Church is what you do. Church is who you are. Ch...
BRIDGET WILLARD You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part.
HENRY JAMES There isnt always an explanation for everything.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Unconditional love of self isnt forced...its felt and flows naturally
GAIL MARIE MACLEAN What's the meaning of life? Other people.
JOHN GREEN Feast of Clare of Assisi, Founder of the Order of Minoresses (Poor Clares), 1253 Commemoration of Jo...
JOHN HENRY NEWMAN To bolster his right flank and attract women voters, John McCain had cynically opted for a running m...
JAY PARINI And death is better because death is the end of fear, isnt it? -Dekka
MICHAEL GRANT I have many broad responsibilities, ... [Vice President for Finance and Administration John Pepper] ...
RICHARD LEVIN They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 mill...
JAY LENO She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Full of piss and vinegar
PROVERB Opening your mind isnt as simple as opening your eyes.
ANDONI GARCIA Most people understand that the important things in life are not things at all - they are the relati...
JOHN PAUL WARREN They did a textbook job. It went exactly according to the book.
JOHN NANCE There was no hurry to get the plane on the ground.
JOHN NANCE Because of the physiology of this airplane, there is nothing essentially dangerous about this gear d...
JOHN NANCE a woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have isnt much of a woman
JOHNNY DEPP The vice president had a bargaining asset, however, that no ordinary person has: He was next in line...
ELLIOT RICHARDSON One sister for sale,
One sister for sale,
One crying and spying young sister for sale
SHEL SILVERSTEIN Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
AUTHOR UNKNOWN If you have not chosen me by secret ballot, neither have I gained office by any secret promises. I h...
GERALD R. FORD Eventually, Nixon ran a very centrist presidency, not a Goldwater conservative presidency.
PAT BUCHANAN Technology has had more of an impact on the presidency and how the presidency communicates than anyt...
MARK MCKINNON What sexual preference do you hope she has?” “Happiness.” Isnt that cool?
FRANCESCA LIA BLOCK Can you piss off a Puerto Rican and live to tell about it?
JENNIFER LOPEZ He'll get pissed off, and you'd better watch out. They don't want to piss him off ---- they want to ...
MICKEY HATCHER We wanted to do something special, not just to piss it off.
PHIL COLLEN The English wouldn't give you the steam of their piss.
FRANK MCCOURT While I accept that large investment rounds will always garner headlines, it's almost as if the ...
MAELLE GAVET When a presidency has been turned around, particularly the modern presidency, there's often an outsi...
FRED GREENSTEIN I find that I keep offering God my service when what He wants is my fellowship
JOHN PAUL WARREN twilight of the imperial presidency.
ARTHUR SCHLESINGER It's a wicked thing to make a dearth ones garner.
GEORGE HERBERT I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY The willing contemplation of vice is vice.
ARABIAN PROVERB The willing contemplation of vice is vice
ARABIAN PROVERB how much does it cost now for a mock space travel in the planetarium? That will b the future cost of...
APURVA GAGLANI The battle fronts are the Supreme Court, the presidency, the Senate, the House, all the state legisl...
DEREK DAVIS It isnt a disgrace not to reach the stars, but it is a disgrace to have no stars to reach for.
BENJAMIN MAYS Well, it seems to me Lincoln, I suppose, is kind of a model of a particular sort of presidency, a pr...
DAVID HERBERT DONALD None saies his Garner is full.
GEORGE HERBERT James Garner is like a peaceful river through our chaos.
KALEY CUOCO We piss anywhere man.
BRIAN JONES We piss anywhere man.
THE ROLLING STONES The only leading man I ever had a crush on was James Garner.
MARY TYLER MOORE When you GIVE under “compulsion” or “Grudgingly” you are giving under the LAW of giving and ...
JOHN PAUL WARREN Men of God are not just born, they are formed
JOHN PAUL WARREN I was astonished that five council people would put their opinions above the 7,000 people who voted ...
BOB DAY With a guy coming off Tommy John surgery, it's usually the second year those guys come around. We li...
ALLARD BAIRD I think it's fair to say that over the course of the Bush presidency, if Dick Cheney had had his way...
ROME HARTMAN John was a brilliant playwright, a tireless advocate for the disabled, a profound thinker, and a war...
OSKAR EUSTIS It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.
JOHN MCCARTHY Sarah Palin lacked the preparation or temperament to be one heartbeat away from the presidency, but ...
ROGER EBERT Even a little dog can piss on a big building.
JIM HIGHTOWER The glory of the cross is bound up with the effectiveness of its accomplishment.
JOHN MURRAY I don't know. I can't tell the future I just work there.
STEVEN MOFFAT If what I've been told is true - and I believe it is, General David Petraeus, a commander with s...
ERIC MASSA Whether the pitcher hits the stone or the stone hits the pitcher,
it goes ill with the pitcher.
CERVANTES MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA One secret act of self-denial, one sacrifice of inclination to do is worth all of the good thought, ...
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JENNIFER GARNER These guys are tough, I'm telling you. I don't recall any easy games against them. But we'll take it...
PHIL GARNER He had us in a hole all night. He found the strike zone and he said, 'hit it,' and we didn't.
PHIL GARNER Usually, over the years, I manage to keep the closer pretty well spread out, ... That's not been the...
PHIL GARNER I don't like to see that happen because he usually pitches in innings where there's no margin for er...
PHIL GARNER He's puffed up pretty good. I think he'll be able to play on Friday. We're fortunate to have the off...
PHIL GARNER Andy pitched very well. He's actually pitched with more velocity than he had tonight, and a little b...
PHIL GARNER I think the wild card has been exceptionally good for our game, ... Since there are 30 teams in base...
PHIL GARNER It might be a little more difficult to get (Quintero) a whole lot of playing time, ... Chavez has ha...
PHIL GARNER You could call it that. I hope nobody knows about him for a while. If nobody pays attention, you can...
PHIL GARNER You just have to accept the fact that you're probably not going to hit as high as you know you can,
PHIL GARNER He's putting the ball in play the other way. When he does that, he hits well.
PHIL GARNER If he wants to do that, I think he could.
PHIL GARNER He didn't look as dominant as I've seen him in the past. He didn't use a lot of breaking balls or of...
PHIL GARNER We're going to have to take a personal inventory as a team,
PHIL GARNER That was a great at-bat. You never know if that has anything to do with the next guy, but when a guy...
PHIL GARNER I think it's going to be difficult because (Clemens) will probably win the rest of the games this ye...
PHIL GARNER There's several great points from our standpoint in that game. It was Backe's first time back, and h...
PHIL GARNER He's still very good, ... He's still better than good. But in comparison to last year, that's what I...
PHIL GARNER He's missing with his fastball, and he's relying more on his slider,
PHIL GARNER